Sweet Valley Twins #95: Battle of the Cheerleaders

[daniellafromage]

*comes running back into the arena, waving arms in the air like a prize-fighter*

*trips and falls flat on face*

I'm really sorry for the epically long time lapse between this recap and my last one. Absolve me, O Snarkers! What do people do in Sweet Valley when they need forgiveness? They go to Liz, I guess, and she puts a caring hand on their

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[kishmish]

hey DF, I love your recaps!! haha you wrote plays, another brilliant thing you do:)
I love this part of your recap:
"springing into the air like a gazelle, delicately releasing the ball as if she were throwing a bridal bouquet". Thanks for that, ghost-writer.

haha that just makes me imagine the rest of the bball game went like that. you know, "Jessica dribbled across the court running as if Lisette's was having a sale. She passed to Lila who caught the ball and hung on as firmly as she would to a designer dress someone was fighting over with her at the store. Lila then passed the ball quickly to Ellen, and it left her hands with as much swiftness as she would have turned down a date with Winston Egbert. Ellen, closest to the hoop, aimed and her hands propelled the ball forward as carefully as they would have applied nail polish, and thus scored the winning point." so absurd ghostwriter:P

I love your recap:) Bruce is indeed an awesome fictional boyfriend and I too adore his bad insults!! They are so much better than the new ones. I was upset when I read the new SV where Jess claims to have been hit by the ugly stick, who cares about the ugly stick where there are henpecked wimps and probably some ninnies hanging around. haha Grammar Nazi Todd!! That and his love of whales are so much more lovable than the usual "tall, coffee-colored eyes, basketball player" schpiel we usually get:)
anyway you rock!!:)

[daniellafromage]

Well, I haven't actually written any plays since I was about ten or eleven! Thanks for the compliment, though. Love your description of the game - a lot of the basketball scenes felt a great deal like that!