See, I've witnessed high schools brawls and these...this is pansy, middle school stuff right here.
The high school brawl I saw didn't actually involve my high school, but it invovled the other high school in my town and a rival high school nearby. It led to approx. 100 people brawling. One of the kids called his older brother to try to break up some of the fights, and to get him and his friends out of there. Anyway, the older brother comes by and is attacked with bottles and a baseball bat and he died. And it all started over text messages over a girlfriend (she was dating someone from one of the high schools, something happened and the other high school retatliated)
They "waved their hips and moved their feet, shaking and prancing to the beat."
Is the ghostwriter for this book Vanessa Pike, by any chance?
The female winner of that day’s competition has her towel near Jessica and laughs her arse off at Jessica’s blithe assurances that she’ll win the surfing challenge.
GASP! Doesn't she know that Jessica is a WAKEFIELD?!
Hee! "Palisades Pumas purr like kittens"! *points to previous comment*
Am I the only one who thinks Ken and Jessica are disturbingly clingy? Ken has trouble with one night with his mates? The only activity Jessica can come up with when she's not with her boyfriend is painting half of her toenails? I mean, I know this is Sweet Valley where having man candy/whatever the female equivalent is is everything, but still. O_o
I've been waiting for someone to do this one. The whole trilogy is so, so unbelievable and ridiculous. Awesome recap - I think you get better with every one!
"Go forth, my disciples!" is still making me crack up!
Comments 12
The high school brawl I saw didn't actually involve my high school, but it invovled the other high school in my town and a rival high school nearby. It led to approx. 100 people brawling. One of the kids called his older brother to try to break up some of the fights, and to get him and his friends out of there. Anyway, the older brother comes by and is attacked with bottles and a baseball bat and he died. And it all started over text messages over a girlfriend (she was dating someone from one of the high schools, something happened and the other high school retatliated)
Reply
( ... )
Reply
Is the ghostwriter for this book Vanessa Pike, by any chance?
The female winner of that day’s competition has her towel near Jessica and laughs her arse off at Jessica’s blithe assurances that she’ll win the surfing challenge.
GASP! Doesn't she know that Jessica is a WAKEFIELD?!
Hee! "Palisades Pumas purr like kittens"! *points to previous comment*
Am I the only one who thinks Ken and Jessica are disturbingly clingy? Ken has trouble with one night with his mates? The only activity Jessica can come up with when she's not with her boyfriend is painting half of her toenails? I mean, I know this is Sweet Valley where having man candy/whatever the female equivalent is is everything, but still. O_o
Reply
I did like that Todd got the snot punched out of him.
And! Kids! Notice it's not Big Mesa for once. There are three schools in their division apparently.
Reply
"Go forth, my disciples!" is still making me crack up!
Reply
Leave a comment