Comments | 1bruce1: The Unicorn Club #23: Trapped in the Mall

loubeelou in 1bruce1

The Unicorn Club #23: Trapped in the Mall

Mar 16, 2008 15:22

I promised this book a bunch of people, but couldn't find it anywhere in my house. But now here it is in my hot little hands, and voila! The last book of the Unicorn Club series ( Read more... )

miss lila fowler, mandy miller, ellen riteman, unicorns, recapper: loubeelou

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esc_key March 16 2008, 02:43:40 UTC

Jerry's not even a count. He's a count without the 'o'. The 'o' is where all the class is.
Best line ever!

I get points! I know who that is! Woot! He wasn't my favorite villain though. I liked the lady with the blonde hair over one eye because she had Tim Curry as a sidekick computer.

loubeelou March 16 2008, 03:17:02 UTC

Yay! Points for you! And extra points for not giving it away yet. :D

tearsfromastar March 16 2008, 12:16:53 UTC

Mine was the rat faced mullet ponytail dude.. "You'll pay for this... etc"

paperlibrarian March 16 2008, 13:13:32 UTC

Mmm.Curry computer. <3333

tearsfromastar March 16 2008, 12:27:56 UTC

You're too cute, pointing out how freaking ridiculous & impossible the entire concept is.. Then stopping yourself & reminding yourself its Sweet Valley. Hehe ( ... )

paperlibrarian March 16 2008, 13:14:42 UTC

You are not wrong. I was totally disgusted by them, for both their age and their bodies. Hello, tweens love girlie, non-threatening guys! That's why boy bands do so well.

bttf4444 March 16 2008, 21:43:45 UTC

In all fairness, it is possible for a teen to like an older actor from back in the days when he was a heartthrob. Like, for example, I know some teens who like Michael J Fox - but they tend to like the way he looked back in the '80s, as opposed to at his current age. Although, they do also like him as a person.

Still, since it is the Unicorns we're talking about - that's pretty unlikely. That's especially true, if the actor was never a teen idol to bagan with.

loubeelou March 17 2008, 05:23:42 UTC

But Michael is adorable and unthreatening, and was a teen icon for a while there. Jean Claude and Arnold never were. They were bulky bodybuilder types who generally did movies that tween girls didn't want to see. Like you said, not really a teen idol type!

Michael is more along the lines of Johnny Depp and Leo DiCaprio etc- totally cute to a teen audience when they're young, and young girls still like how cute they are in their old movies.

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versipellis March 16 2008, 13:54:39 UTC

... yeah, I agree, this book was ridiculous. And kind of an odd end to the series!

lauralareine March 16 2008, 16:28:03 UTC

"He's a count without the 'o'. The 'o' is where all the class is."

Oh. My. God. I PISSED myself.

loubeelou March 17 2008, 05:31:18 UTC

I'm glad I made you wee yourself, and I very much hope you weren't in public! :D
I aim to please!

freejay March 16 2008, 22:09:27 UTC

i'm so disappointed that they didn't get into cooler hinjinx at the mall. the climbing wall...? you know lila would have been straight over to the classy beauty salon giving makeovers. or better yet, making the others give her makeovers.