Also, if Abbie's mum is a psychologist and psychoanalyses her, shouldn't she be saying something about her obsessive sucking up to people who are judging her about stuff really isn't their business?
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And incidentally, the name of Elizabeth's column always made me cringe because it made me think of that line in that kids' song, Head Shoulders Knees And Toes. I still think of her column when I'm doing that song with my students.
That would be hilarious, except that monster freaked me out SO BAD! Now, when I see "Eyes and Ears" I think "EYEBALL-handed monster!" But maybe the fairies are like ephedrine and that's how she keeps her PERFECT SIZE SIX figure?
It's the all-fairy diet! I couldn't stand to eat fairies... I mean I'm sure they're delicious but the guilt, man, the guilt. It would be like eating kittens.
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And incidentally, the name of Elizabeth's column always made me cringe because it made me think of that line in that kids' song, Head Shoulders Knees And Toes. I still think of her column when I'm doing that song with my students.
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But maybe the fairies are like ephedrine and that's how she keeps her PERFECT SIZE SIX figure?
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I couldn't stand to eat fairies... I mean I'm sure they're delicious but the guilt, man, the guilt. It would be like eating kittens.
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