Shameless Self-Plugging
Yes, you heard me. Self-plugging.
Off on FF.net, under this name, I have a fanfic called Draconis. It is a satire of basically everything that Sporkers or Logical People detest.
WARNINGS:
Contains the following...
ROMANTIC INVOLVEMENT BETWEEN DRACO MALFOY AND GINNY WEASLEY. No, not just in the name of satire. Actual genuine Draco/Ginny. Very drawn out, not-actually-happening-for-several-chapters-as-of-yet, hopefully-in-character Draco/Ginny, but nonetheless Draco/Ginny. With kissing and true looooove and all that junk. JAZZ HANDS!
Some degree (unknown as of yet) of suggestive dialogue.
Profanity.
The Jonas Brothers.
Almost all of which is in the name of satire.
Yaaay.