If you want this entry to sound sexy, ignore the brackets.
Since becoming a born again whore I've not been near a boy.
But I did slam (into) a lesbian (with my car).
Hot. Stuff. Baby. This. Evening.
Wanting to become a born again has made me realise that all I've become is a born again loser.
I'm repulsing the masses once more!
The only whoredom I can see on the agenda is a chance meeting with dred boy version 3.0
But he lives in Bendigo and even I can't pretend that I'd drive that far for sex.
I almost had another car accident today. I was perving on a cyclist and did a double take and almost crashed into the car in front of me.
Lack of sex makes me a threat to other motorists.
So for the good of the nation's roads, would somebody fuck me already so I can shut the fuck up!
But I did slam (into) a lesbian (with my car).
Hot. Stuff. Baby. This. Evening.
Wanting to become a born again has made me realise that all I've become is a born again loser.
I'm repulsing the masses once more!
The only whoredom I can see on the agenda is a chance meeting with dred boy version 3.0
But he lives in Bendigo and even I can't pretend that I'd drive that far for sex.
I almost had another car accident today. I was perving on a cyclist and did a double take and almost crashed into the car in front of me.
Lack of sex makes me a threat to other motorists.
So for the good of the nation's roads, would somebody fuck me already so I can shut the fuck up!