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okay so i have had pretty much a cool summer so far... on the fourth of july i went with rebecca to shane's bbq and then we went to fireworks and it was so funny because this kid who was kinda fat was there and he was trying to run up this hill but he kept falling and it was soooo funny cause he couldnt stop slipping he was like falling for an hour and everytime he fell his mom was like OMG YOUR GETTING SAND IN MY SHOES and she like had a heartattack because of fucking sand and rebecca and i were cracking up. o ya and while i was there i met this kid noah who was umm i little interesting to put it nicely... and so ya that was the fourth of july and then later rebecca and i hung out a lot. and we babysat a couple times and made some money so that was sweet and then umm... im trying to think what happened next... then i think i was at my house and ashley and jen were hanging out and then two mikes and john came over and they were swimming and i got the nickname Cannon which some loser took away from me but well talk about that later. the next day my mom had this bbq thingy cause thats how she is and ya rebecca, john and shane came... and we played man hunt and ya that was funn... then two day ago... we were hanging out in johns basement and the power went out and i was like midsentance with like this awesome story and rebecca was like THE POWER WENT OUT! and i was like OMG SHUT UP SO I CAN SAY THIS... lol love you rebecca if your reading this... so ya then alicia and mike came and we played man hunt again and it was fun. so i was like ya and we didnt get our power back until like 4 in the morning and i was like wow losers... so ya then monday or yesterday... i babysat all day long and it was so funny cause we were reading mens health magazine when the kids were sleeping and it said a woman will never tell you how many men shes slept with so when she says shes slept with 4 guys its more like 7. its partly intentional because she doesnt want to appear floosy but it is also a sexual amnesia. so then derek called for rebecca and i was like um shes sleeping over ethans house tonight and then i was like they have sex like everyday and then he was like but she said she never had sex before and i was like well... a woman will never tell you how many men shes slept with so when she says shes slept with 4 guys its more like 7. its partly intentional because she doesnt want to appear floosy but it is also a sexual amnesia. and i didnt even laugh when i said it... i was so proud of myself because i usually start cracking up when i try to do something like that and i didnt even crack a smile even when rebecca was on the floor dying of laughter in the background... i think i am becoming a good lier which could be a bad thing... but o well... im still proud of myself and after i hung up with him rebecca was like YOU SOUNDED SO SMART THAT WAS SO GREAT! and i was like OH YA BABY! ya... so thats been my life this past week... later