Nov 10, 2006 07:24
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear Marine Corps
Happy Birthday to you
Hey,
I was going to buy you something special for your birthday this year but what do you buy somebody who is 231 years old? I mean c'mon already. If you were 16, I could get you a subscription to Cat Fancy or something for new drivers or a Ralph Lauren Hoodie. If you were 18, I could get you a Billabon jacket or gangster movie poster or something. If you were 21, maybe some Dom Perignon or Guiness pint glasses. If you were 30, maybe a coffee bean storage cannister or some cozy slippers. If you were 40, maybe a poker chip caddy set or Marc Jacobs clutch wallet. If you were 50, maybe a vanity gas grill cover with your emblem or maybe an electric stir fry wok. Heck, even if you were 60, I could get you a nice stetson hat or some powerful binoculars. No, I'm not lucky enough to have the gift suggestion ideas for somebody your age. You old bastard. What the hell could you possibly want I wonder...
How about
Traditional cake cutting ceremony
Reading of General LeJeune's message and the Commandant's Birthday Message
Presentation of awards to honored Marines
and lots of fun...