I love my cousin
This is Jasmine's AIM profile since hearing Johnny Damon signed with the New York Yankees:
*The reference to the cousin in NE is yours truly*
So I assume all of you have heard the news. And I'm sure you'd like to know how I am handling this. Well, the first time I heard the news, I was cleaning my room and my cousin from NE called. Now she told me at about 11am on wednesday and i couldnt stand and I fell onto my lamp, broke it, and my eyes started watering. I couldn't believe it until I read the article. So here it is, my world turned upside down. Everything I knew, everything I loved was a lie...he is just in it for the money. So for all of you who have been waiting for me to blow your mind, here it is.
FUCK JOHNNY DAMON...damn traitor.
I love her.