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I LOST MY PAYCHECK! ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh. how does one even go about doing that. i had it and then wham shabam it was goooooone. i just said wham shabam...god damn...rhyming done NOW. but heres the deal. i was going through my receipts like a responsible bank account holder so i took everything out of my wallet, paycheck included. so im sitting on the couch amid these little scraps of paper and im coughing up a lung, my nose has fallen off and my head is 15 seconds from exploding because, oh yeah, i have the flu in june, so im sitting there watching pride and prejudice for the second time in 2 days and i get tired tired tired so i go upstairs to take a nap. when i come back 3 hours later everything from the couch has been moved but i dont really think too much about it until at 11:00 last night i open my wallet and realize that my paycheck is conveniently absent. so i run downstairs to look and see if it is in the mile high pile of receipts and bank statements sitting on the counter but alas, it is not. so i search high and low, clawing at couch cushions, dumping out my burlap sack of a purse but still i find nothing. i have looked and looked and it has to be somewhere in my house but its hiding and laughing at me because now im $90 poorer and if i had just deposited the freaking check last week when i got it instead of being a lazy retard then i wouldnt be having this problem right now but i didnt and my parents are saying "i told you so" and im frustrated and i really just want to go to the beach or the woods and have a nice loud scream to ease my woes but i dont like to go to the woods because the enchanted forest is for good things and this is a bad bad bad thing and there are too many people at the beach for me to throw a fit so those ideas arent happening. and now im so frustrated that my syntax is all wacky and my pants are all stretched out and my moms making lasagna for dinner.