dog fight= bood. not cool.
toni (chris' dog) n bridgett (my dog) got into a fight tonite. that hasn't happened in a while. it wuz pretty scary. i think bridgett wuz tryin to defend agassi (the puppy) b/c one second we hear toni barking, then agassi runs into the tv room, then i see bridgett lunch for toni'z throat- throw her on the floor- and start tearing into her. they're rolling around- ceramic food bowls are sliding across the floor and being knocked over. me, chris, n ma mom are all like- OH SHYT. so my mom tries to grab bridgett (as if that'z ever worked before, [it hasn't])- chris grabs his air soft guns [the weakest one] and starts shooting bridgett in the face- and i grab a metal pogo stick and start beating the shit outta bridgett. (we all go for bridgett b/c 1) she'z winning, as always... and 2) toni would prolly bite us if we tried to grab her.) so this goes on for like 5mins straight (that'z a long time btw). at one point i was able to hook the handle bars around bridgett'z neck and pull her off of toni- but then toni- stupid bitch (i really do hate this dog btw)- decided she wanted to be a hardass n try to lung at bridgett while she'z offguard. bridgett gets loose, and continues to beat toni'z ass. this happens like 2more timez. (as all of this is going on, chris has graduated frm the weakest gun to one of his strongest guns, and is shooting bridgett in the neck and body instead of the face) (oh yea, and sumwhere in the first 2-3 mins, i accidently wack my mom w/ the pogo stick so she backs off in pain... found out later i busted like a few vessells in her arm. damn, that sux. sorry.) i'm finally able to get bridgett outside the sliding door. my mom vaccums the torn off hair frm the kitchen n tv room, chris picks the pellets off the floor, and i go find agassi to make sure he didn't shit himself sumwhere. chris tends to toni'z wounds (bridgett drew blood frm her throat, back, and left thigh. toni'z handicapped on her left thigh frm an injury she got as a puppy b4 we adopted her, i guess bridgett knows that'z her weak spot so yea, she goes for that.) i go outside n tend to bridgett'z wounds. she was bleeding frm both ears, and she got a nasty wound in between her eyes (closer to her left eye) frm when toni got the cheap shot. ma poor baby! D=
damn, my dog fights dirty. ha, i jus realized this fight wuz more interesting and damaging than most of the 'hardcore' fights that happen up at townview. ha- how sad. either way, i'm sad cuz ma doggie got hurt. -sigh-
moral of the story: my dog kick'd chris' dogz ass!!! (again)
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i scored on my bro'z penis size after dinner (no i do not kno his penis size- cuz that'z jus sick- but he'z azn so it fit perfectly...). he tried to score on me, so i replied w/ 'shutup b4 i pinch off ur third nipple'. my mom started laughing so hard she nearly pissed herself. then i started laughing at her b/c that's pretty fucked up that she'z laughing at my joke about her youngest son. chris' facial expression at that point was priceless.