Really Random Thursday.... The Onion Headlines
It's time for more randomness! This week it's headlines from the satirical online "news" site, The Onion...
If you spend time on Tumblr, as I unfortunately still do, you know it's a thing there to combine headlines from The Onion with pics from key shows and beloved blorbos.
I'd love to do something custom with their headlines someday - but the way work/life are going, that's probably not this year. So instead, here are ten headlines culled from both The Onion web site and Tumblr. I hope one or more of them incites fic or artwork - or, if nothing else, I hope you get a chuckle. I had a few laughs collecting them, and that was a nice way to end a long day!
PS - I cleaned a couple of them up slightly for politeness' sake.
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The Onion/Tumblr Prompts:
Badly Injured Man Not Done Partying Yet
Vague New Dating Site Caters To People Who Like To…You Know, Do That Certain Thing
Women Explain Why Men Under 30 Are Undateable
Man Suspends His Disbelief To Watch Film Where Regular Person Changes For The Better
Area Man Going to Go Ahead and Consider that a Date
Best Friends Secretly Think of the Other as the Sidekick
Take-Charge, Can-Do Guy Makes Horrible Decisions
How to Find Love but then Promptly F* it Up
I am Tired of these Constant Near Death Experiences
And my favorite, which appears early and often:
Kitten Thinks of Nothing But Murder All Day
If you spend time on Tumblr, as I unfortunately still do, you know it's a thing there to combine headlines from The Onion with pics from key shows and beloved blorbos.
I'd love to do something custom with their headlines someday - but the way work/life are going, that's probably not this year. So instead, here are ten headlines culled from both The Onion web site and Tumblr. I hope one or more of them incites fic or artwork - or, if nothing else, I hope you get a chuckle. I had a few laughs collecting them, and that was a nice way to end a long day!
PS - I cleaned a couple of them up slightly for politeness' sake.
-*-
The Onion/Tumblr Prompts:
Badly Injured Man Not Done Partying Yet
Vague New Dating Site Caters To People Who Like To…You Know, Do That Certain Thing
Women Explain Why Men Under 30 Are Undateable
Man Suspends His Disbelief To Watch Film Where Regular Person Changes For The Better
Area Man Going to Go Ahead and Consider that a Date
Best Friends Secretly Think of the Other as the Sidekick
Take-Charge, Can-Do Guy Makes Horrible Decisions
How to Find Love but then Promptly F* it Up
I am Tired of these Constant Near Death Experiences
And my favorite, which appears early and often:
Kitten Thinks of Nothing But Murder All Day