A work of literary genius

Jul 05, 2006 00:17

Title: The Deal of a Lifetime!
Author: Hitachiin Hikaru
Rating: Woot!!!
Pairing: The only one that works!

The Deal of a Lifetime )

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ichaicha_rakuen July 6 2006, 11:05:25 UTC
Hello.

Your younger brother sent me here.

I hear you're into twincest.

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1_level_meaner July 6 2006, 17:36:45 UTC
Yo.

Oh, you talked to Kaoru?

What has he been telling you? He's usually shy.

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ichaicha_rakuen July 7 2006, 00:07:18 UTC
Yeah, I did...

He commented on my... unusual choice of books and then asked if he was into twincest.

He told me to go to you. Because you're the seme. That kind of implies you're screwing.

Pleased to meet you. xD

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1_level_meaner July 8 2006, 01:27:26 UTC
I'm only mostly seme... Uhh... may I ask why you're interested?

Ahh... yoroshiku ne.

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ichaicha_rakuen July 8 2006, 02:26:49 UTC
...hmm. I have no idea why, actually. Because your brother seems nice, I guess...

Now I see why he says he's working on your social skills.

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1_level_meaner July 9 2006, 07:28:57 UTC
Well, I think my social skills are great, I was just uhh... wondering where the sudden inquiry came from. In any case, sorry if I have been rude, let me work on my "social skills" by using you as an example of how correctly to introduce myself. Allow me to try again...

Hey, I hear your name is Kakashi and you're a ninja. Aren't ninjas like, majorly flexible? I'll bet you guys can screw each other in entirely new and exciting ways. How neat! Are you into that?

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ichaicha_rakuen July 9 2006, 12:18:43 UTC
Ah. If I was intruding, I apologize sincerely. Sort of.

Now, that's MUCH better.

Yes, I'm a ninja. I am extremely flexible. And yes, we can. ^^;; Although my boyfriend seems to have disappeared. I'll have to find him soon... I think he's angry with me for lying down on the couch without taking my shoes off and leaving the toilet seat down.

And yes, I AM into that. I'm bisexual, you see. ^^;;

[[OOC: Say, are you playing both twins?]]

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1_level_meaner July 9 2006, 20:34:12 UTC
Forgiven!

Umm... wow. *blink* And I'll bet your boyfriend is a ninja too, right? In any case, those sound like commoner habits. You must be a commoner. Commoners are pretty cool. Since I met Haruhi I've been learning more and more about them. It seems that commoners invent many time-saving techniques. Is not taking your shoes off in the house and leaving a toilet seat up an example of these?

And yeah, its awesome to see someone who can handle a little bit of sarcasm from me, good job. ^_^

[ooc: No! Haha. Why would I do that? ^_^ Kaoru is my best friend in real life though, so we match pretty well. Here is a pic of both of us: http://1-level-nicer.livejournal.com/1152.html and you can see even more on Haruhi's journal.]

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ichaicha_rakuen July 9 2006, 23:40:53 UTC
Excellent.

Yes, he is! ^^;; He's very sweet and cute, just like a child! And it's so easy to make him blush :))

Hmm... I think leaving the toilet seat up is more a case of hygiene than anything else. -cough- In my home, I take off my shoes just beyond the doorway and walk around barefooted. It's not really a... time-saving technique per se.

[[OOC: I don't know.. you always reply like half an hour apart ^^]]

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1_level_meaner July 10 2006, 06:01:08 UTC
What's his name?

Aww, darn. I was looking for some ideas for commoner night.

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ichaicha_rakuen July 10 2006, 09:33:55 UTC
His name is Iruka. I hope he comes back to me soon... I think he's sort of in denial, though. xD

Commoner night? Why not walk around as road sweepers?

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