YES! Thank you. I almost punched some douche canoe during a debate in one of my classes. My prof was all VIOLENCE IS NEVER THE ANSWER! and I was all UNLESS THE QUESTION IS, 'WHAT TEACHES PEOPLE TO BE LESS IGNORANT?'! Yeah.
ANd I think it's funny how many people will jump up and say OOH YES I CARE ABOUT CHILDREN IN AFRICA! just to be cool, and sometimes they don't even know where Africa is! Sometimes they think Africa is in Mexico. STORYTIME!
Let me play out a little scene from a few years back (I am not lying)
Extremely Annoying Stereotypical Girl: OMGZZ Senor V., I went to Mexico over spring break lol.
Semi-Attractive Spanish Professor: Oh really? How lovely.
Previously Mentioned Girl: YAHH we went to the zoo and there were exhibits from different countries there!! x) rawrrz
Professor: Oh really? Was there an Africa exhibit?
Girl: Derp, isn't Africa in Mexico? Hehe herp derp.
Another Stupid Female: OMGZ no you stupid bitch it's in Asia, lololol what an idiot!
I had a neighbor once when I lived in Chicago named Ace (lol srsly.) and one day we were talking about Quebec, (like...in Canada) and he was trying to convince me that it was in the middle east. "Like... By Iraq!". Dead serious. I was like "whut?!". Then I told him that Quebec is in Canada and wtf why does he think it's in the middle east and he goes (I shit you not, C7rash...). "uhm... It rhymes with Iraq."
And I'm all: first off, no it doesn't! Secondly, that's not how we organize the world, dumbass.
When I was like.....10, I think? My friend was over and I decided to be cool and play that trick where you "read minds" You, know they have tothink of a country that starts with D (most people think Denmark) and an animal that begins with the last letter (most people think Kangaroo) and then a fruit that begins with THAT last letter (and they think Orange) and you say OH LOL YOU'RE THINKING OF AN ORANGE. I hope that all made sense.
Anyway. She got stuck because she thought DALLAS (as in, the city in Texas) was its OWN COUNTRY. I mean, I've heard of people thinking states were countries or cities were states but to say that a little CITY was its own COUNTRY?!
SO MANY TIMES people have been like "Where are you from, Kacey?" To which I reply, "Oh! I live in Maine!" and they go "Maine.... that's in Canada right?"
*Facepalm*
PS: It's not.
Then they ask me to say things like "Lobster" and "Car" and "Park the car in the door yard", and then they ask things like "Do you guys have the internet?" and "Are your roads paved?"
To which the answers are "Yes" and... "some of them..." >.
I am proud to say I never thought Maine was in Canada. :D
I live in Florida. People always ask the same questions! No, I do not live in Miami. No, I do not live on beachfront property. I've never been to key West, nor do I live there. My parents have always had real jobs. I do not go to the beach every day.
Omg I know so many people from Florida now! :D like... 6 of my friends are from Florida, 4 others moved from Maine to Florida, and 3 from Chicago moved to Florida! Also my Grandmother on my dad's side and her husband and kids and grand kids all live in Florida, but my Gram doesn't count because she disowned me. So... If you see her, give her a punch for me?
Sure, I'll ask every old person I see if she's related to Kacey London (I might say K-Swagz first) and then if she says yes then POW! Right in the kisser. Hardcore.
I'm the only person that lives in Maine. You know 100% of the population of Maine! WOOOO!
DO IT. Straight up. She deserves a good knock right in the dentures. She's a right bitch.
I know she's my grandmother, and calling a grandmother a bitch seems damnable, but she is. She straight up disowned me and accused me of MURDERING my father. O.O
She had lawyers draft papers and shit which literally accused me of being a Murderess. Which was great to hear a month after my father died. It felt like a hug.
You know. Grandmothers are just wacky. Like that is extremely terrible and omg my darling I am so sorry, you're totally justified to call her whatever you please. But I think Grandmothers adapt this special gene when they get old to just generally be assholes and be weird.
Wanna hear a story? I'm telling you anyway! So I was at my grandma's house a few years back (she's a hoarder so it stinks and there nowhere to sit and its just awkward and theres nothing to do.) and I wanted to use my laptop. But she didn't have wifi. And I wanted to play one of my little games or write or something. SHe offered to let me use her dino computer and I said no, I needed MINE. And she busts up with, "Oh are you going to watch pornography?" and I just kind of froze because HOLY SHIT MY GRANDMA JUST SAID THAT. She went on to attempt to tell my what exactly porn was. Ugh.
Yeah.
ANd I think it's funny how many people will jump up and say OOH YES I CARE ABOUT CHILDREN IN AFRICA! just to be cool, and sometimes they don't even know where Africa is! Sometimes they think Africa is in Mexico. STORYTIME!
Let me play out a little scene from a few years back (I am not lying)
Extremely Annoying Stereotypical Girl: OMGZZ Senor V., I went to Mexico over spring break lol.
Semi-Attractive Spanish Professor: Oh really? How lovely.
Previously Mentioned Girl: YAHH we went to the zoo and there were exhibits from different countries there!! x) rawrrz
Professor: Oh really? Was there an Africa exhibit?
Girl: Derp, isn't Africa in Mexico? Hehe herp derp.
Another Stupid Female: OMGZ no you stupid bitch it's in Asia, lololol what an idiot!
Professor: *facepalm*
Me: *facepalm*
World: *facepalm*
That happened. One thought AFRICA was in MEXICO. And another was sure it was in ASIA. IT'S ITS OWN FUCKING CONTINENT.
This comment was a lot longer than planned. Yay.
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I had a neighbor once when I lived in Chicago named Ace (lol srsly.) and one day we were talking about Quebec, (like...in Canada) and he was trying to convince me that it was in the middle east. "Like... By Iraq!". Dead serious. I was like "whut?!". Then I told him that Quebec is in Canada and wtf why does he think it's in the middle east and he goes (I shit you not, C7rash...). "uhm... It rhymes with Iraq."
And I'm all: first off, no it doesn't! Secondly, that's not how we organize the world, dumbass.
Stupid people are stupid.
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When I was like.....10, I think? My friend was over and I decided to be cool and play that trick where you "read minds" You, know they have tothink of a country that starts with D (most people think Denmark) and an animal that begins with the last letter (most people think Kangaroo) and then a fruit that begins with THAT last letter (and they think Orange) and you say OH LOL YOU'RE THINKING OF AN ORANGE.
I hope that all made sense.
Anyway. She got stuck because she thought DALLAS (as in, the city in Texas) was its OWN COUNTRY. I mean, I've heard of people thinking states were countries or cities were states but to say that a little CITY was its own COUNTRY?!
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SO MANY TIMES people have been like "Where are you from, Kacey?" To which I reply, "Oh! I live in Maine!" and they go "Maine.... that's in Canada right?"
*Facepalm*
PS: It's not.
Then they ask me to say things like "Lobster" and "Car" and "Park the car in the door yard", and then they ask things like "Do you guys have the internet?" and "Are your roads paved?"
To which the answers are "Yes" and... "some of them..." >.
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I live in Florida. People always ask the same questions! No, I do not live in Miami. No, I do not live on beachfront property. I've never been to key West, nor do I live there. My parents have always had real jobs. I do not go to the beach every day.
Stereotypes. *facepalm*
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Sure, I'll ask every old person I see if she's related to Kacey London (I might say K-Swagz first) and then if she says yes then POW! Right in the kisser. Hardcore.
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DO IT. Straight up. She deserves a good knock right in the dentures. She's a right bitch.
I know she's my grandmother, and calling a grandmother a bitch seems damnable, but she is. She straight up disowned me and accused me of MURDERING my father. O.O
She had lawyers draft papers and shit which literally accused me of being a Murderess. Which was great to hear a month after my father died. It felt like a hug.
So don't go easy on her!
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You know. Grandmothers are just wacky. Like that is extremely terrible and omg my darling I am so sorry, you're totally justified to call her whatever you please. But I think Grandmothers adapt this special gene when they get old to just generally be assholes and be weird.
Wanna hear a story? I'm telling you anyway!
So I was at my grandma's house a few years back (she's a hoarder so it stinks and there nowhere to sit and its just awkward and theres nothing to do.) and I wanted to use my laptop. But she didn't have wifi. And I wanted to play one of my little games or write or something. SHe offered to let me use her dino computer and I said no, I needed MINE. And she busts up with, "Oh are you going to watch pornography?" and I just kind of froze because HOLY SHIT MY GRANDMA JUST SAID THAT. She went on to attempt to tell my what exactly porn was. Ugh.
What is life.
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