Five Things - continued

Apr 14, 2007 03:02

Most of these are for naughty__pixie with one for miakun . For the enjoyment of all, and comments are appreciated.

Five boys Steph never got together with but really would have had a great time if she did.

1. Steph gasped, laughing, as Nightwing twisted and managed to hook their legs together while still keep every other part of them pressed together, and sucking at her breasts. “Guess the rumors were true,” she said breathlessly, “you really *are* that good.”

2. “Don’t fall victim to the myth,” he growled in her ear, and Steph rolled her eyes. She crowded him against the alley wall, and gave his crotch a squeeze, kissing him, and asking, “What myth would that be, Red Hood?”

3. “You can *do* that?” She cocked an eyebrow, and Bart’s outline blurred before focusing sharply again. At the first touch of his hands, vibrating against her hips, she decided maybe this wasn’t such a bad idea.

4. “I would bitch about wanting Tim to get it, but I think you understand,” Kon leered.

5. “So you do this to all the Robins?” she asked, curled around Superman in a way that must look *obscene*, but was really just the average post-coital cuddling. Clark blushed and didn’t answer. “I wanted to be your sidekick when I was a kid, you know. Yeah, Batman was too broody.”

Five times Kon didn’t mind sharing.

1. Once Clark came around the farm for dinner and they went the entire night without fighting. It was almost like having a real family, and Kon thought he could get used to it.

2. He was a bit surprised to come back from the dead to find Tim macking his girlfriend, and he would have been mad except Cassie worked quickly to make sure he didn’t feel left out. By the time Tim joined in, he didn’t really have a choice.

3. Cassie decided she wanted to go on a normal date with him, so he took her to a chick flick and they shared popcorn. The movie sucked, but Kon thought it was pretty nice when Cassie rested her head on his shoulder.

4. He didn’t see Bart for a month after he came back, and it left him bitter and angry around the edges for life and growing up stealing his friend away, but seeing Bart pelt through the wall, grinning wide, wearing the Flash’s red made it soften out into something more livable.

5. “It’s never just the three of us anymore,” Bart observed, staring out at the SF bay with too-hard eyes. It took a minute, but Tim moved from the shadows to sit in between them, and Kon wrapped a lazy arm over his shoulders while Bart’s head settled on Tim’s lap.

Five times Kal did NOT want to be Clark or Superman (this turned out movieverse, swear I didn't mean it to)

1. Things between him and Lois are just getting interesting when the screams of a panicked cruise ship meet his ears from somewhere in the Atlantic. He punches the wall, and lets his eyes fall closed. Lois sighs and cards a hand through his hair. “I’m sorry,” she whispers as he flies off.

2. He knows the second he does it that it was a mistake, but it’s too late to take back the kiss that changed his and Lois’ relationship forever.

3. Luthor is holding his son -- his *son* -- and pressing a sickening green blade to his throat. For a frightening second Kal can’t think of anything except seeing Luthor dead by his hand.

4. He spends the brightest day of summer on sick leave from work, dancing in the air above, racing planes through the sky, and wishing to himself there was no such thing as heros.

5. It takes every ounce of control he has not to punch Batman in the face the first time he meets him. He tells himself it would be childish to speak in Kryptonian whenever he was around the man.

Five times Bruce took what he wanted.

1. Alfred had wanted him to remain in Gotham and continue his education. Bruce managed to convince him he would learn more working abroad.

2. He should have turned the boy over to the police, but he had seen the passion in his eyes and heard it in his voice. Batman wouldn’t allow that to go to waste.

3. It would never be said Bruce Wayne didn’t live up to his playboy reputation.

4. He knew Tim was different the moment he came to him wanting to help, in any way possible. On his sixteenth birthday Bruce showed him exactly what he wanted of him, knowing Tim wouldn’t be able to resist for long.

5. A small part of him remained of the mind that Clark was nothing but a godly brat, and there were times when he got too big for his cape and Bruce had to remind him why humanity was important.

Five times Bruce saw something he wanted on the Bat Cam.

1. Tim used the skills he learned from Shiva efficiently every night, but only under special circumstances did he use all he had learned.

2. Every month, no matter what the status of their relationship, Dick would be extra sneaky slipping into the Clocktower, holding a dozen roses, and grinning brightly. A few hours later he would take Barbara flying over the city.

3. Cass and Jason met once. He took one look at her and grinned appreciatively, holding his hands in a gesture of surrender, Cass laughed.

4. Jason spends a portion of every night talking to street kids, telling them about shelters that didn’t ask questions and showing them who to stay away from.

5. Selina knows where one camera of his in her territory is, and every night she stops by to blow a kiss and wink at him. If they haven’t seen each other in a while, she’ll put on a bit more of a show.

Five times Dick was happy he could bend that way.

1. He didn’t want to know why the Riddler tried to drown him in soup, he was just glad he was lousy at rope tying.

2. Bruce was always trying to come up with training scenarios that would trip Dick up. The one where he had to bend himself practically in half backwards to catch onto a clothesline with his feet was tricky, but he made it in the end.

3. On his birthday Roy and Grace surprised him in bed with a whole assortment of toys. Apparently he didn’t have the right kind of stick up his ass.

4. The way Tim stared at him when he came up with new, inventive positions to twist himself into was almost a dare. He was certainly taking it as one.

5. It was the one reason he didn’t feel completely inferior in his relationship with Kory.
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