i was swimming in my pool with a few friends. while i was sucking up water to spit through my gap a fucking beatle swam into my mouth and stuck itself on my tongue. i thought it was a piece of hair. i was trying to get it out and then i noticed the hair had legs! it was gross but funny. we laughed for about five minutes straight. it was great.
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i was squirting water out of my lip ring hole..it looked like a vagina...leaking...hahaha
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and that would have been funnier than funny to see.
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