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[1_2_jango_zzzz]

[Thanks to this particular bit of stupidity, Jango has been trying to create a hypnotized army of snover. Which somewhat worked. Of course then the problem is what do you do with an army of snover, when you also hypnotized yourself. Yeah. He's talented.

SOLUTION: DANCE!!!

So there he is, duplicating the choreography to In the Closet with

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[hinausedglare]

[This face. Forever.]

... Jango.

[1_2_jango_zzzz]

HINA-JOU!!!!!!! YOU'RE HERE!!! YOU'RE REALLY HERE!!! WHERE AAAAARE YOU!?

I SHALL PICK YOU FLOWERS ON THE WAY!

[hinausedglare]

In Hell, apparently.

Joy. Hina so glad.

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[1_2_jango_zzzz]

I'M GLAD TO BE OF SERVIIIIICE!!!!!

[1_2_jango_zzzz]

Oh that reminds me I have important information for you.

[hinausedglare]

If this is 'important' like when Jango set fire to the supply requisition forms, Hina doesn't care.

... What is it?

[1_2_jango_zzzz]

Um.

Maybe it's not so important then Ma'am.

[hinausedglare]

Spill.

[Locked] -- Because he finally freaking learned from all of Cobra's yelling

[1_2_jango_zzzz]

There's a criminal organization called Team Rocket here. They steal pokemon from trainers and try to pump up the toughness of the ones in the wild. I infiltrated them for you!

Any orders Hina-jou?

[Locked] -- Jango can *learn*? 8O

[hinausedglare]

Jango... did something right for once. Hina is pleasantly surprised. [Even though she suspected 'infiltrated' means 'I joined and now I'm just pretending it's infiltration'. :|]

How widespread and powerful are they?

[Locked] -- Shocking, isn't it? XD

[1_2_jango_zzzz]

Very widespread. Not that powerful. Hina-jou could crush them easily!

But they are heavily numbered, new recruits arrive almost every day and they even force some people to join against their will.

Re: [Locked] --*promotes*

[hinausedglare]

Interesting. Jango is to write a full report, including known bases, locations, members, goals, and anything else Jango considers useful.

For now, continue infiltrating. Hina might get to have a little fun, after all.

Re: [Locked] -- :O

[1_2_jango_zzzz]

... Report? Oh man... but what if they find it first?!

Ah... that is... HAI! YES MA'AM!

[Locked] -- Congratulations. Jango now ranks as FUNGUS

[hinausedglare]

Then kill them. Idiot.

Good! Hina won't accept failure.

... Where is Jango?

[Locked] -- YAY! A multi-celled organism! He's so proud!

[1_2_jango_zzzz]

But but but Hina-Jou! You can't kill people in this world! They pokemon just pass out and then the person gets sent back to the pokecenter.

Uh... a city??

[Locked] -- *uses anti-fungal spray*

[hinausedglare]

What kind of bullshit world is this? Fine, encase them in concrete and throw them in a river or bury them, or something. As an ex-pirate, Jango should have some imagination.

... Just... carry on.