Case # 27: Video

[19centconstable]

[George is sitting at the table in his room. His helmet is in front of him, and he's scrubbing furiously at the badge mounted on it with a toothbrush. He pauses and peers at the badge through a magnifying glass

Comments

[thebestnose]

Don't say that. It might.

[19centconstable]

That would be impossible to wear.

[thebestnose]

A lot of things are impossible but they still happen.

[19centconstable]

But what would its roots even live on?!?

[thebestnose]

I don't know. It would be interesting to find out.

[19centconstable]

Only if it were on someone else's head.

[thebestnose]

That's not nice to say. I'm sure no one else would want it there.

[19centconstable]

But I don't want one there either.

[thebestnose]

I don't think anyone does.

[19centconstable]

I don't think most people here have got badges, in any case.

[thebestnose]

Or we might just have a lot more trees around.

[19centconstable]

You haven't...grown or experienced anything today, have you?

[thebestnose]

No. Why? Have you?

[19centconstable]

Just the rusting. But some people seem to be unexperiencing unexpected death toll.

[thebestnose]

I've never died, though.

[19centconstable]

I haven't either, thank goodness.