Case #26: Video

Oct 04, 2011 15:15

[George is stood in his room. If it seems more well lit than usual...it is. Because ghosts can't haunt you in the light; too see-through ( Read more... )

silver shamrock, 27 more days 'til halloween

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Private. expectremorse October 4 2011, 22:57:52 UTC
You're going to run a seance.

Haunted mansion Madame Leota crystal ball holding hands seances?

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Private. 19centconstable October 4 2011, 23:05:50 UTC
The crystal ball is for fortune tellers.

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Private. expectremorse October 4 2011, 23:15:07 UTC
[long pause] ...I'm gonna let that slide George. Because...it's not something..You're trying to play Paranormal Activity and it's not going to work.

[Gonna let it slide.]

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Re: Private. 19centconstable October 4 2011, 23:17:29 UTC
Why not?

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Re: Private. expectremorse October 4 2011, 23:24:02 UTC
Bad things happen.

...It's about a guy and a girl who fuck with things that should not be fucked with. It's called Paranormal Activity.

[He saw it before shit got real. Paranormal Activity is clearly Saw's "SAW". There are eight of them and they have long since stopped making sense.]

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Re: Private. 19centconstable October 4 2011, 23:32:23 UTC
It's a story, you mean?

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Re: Private. expectremorse October 4 2011, 23:41:22 UTC
It's a story about seven movies long. Later it gets a little convoluted-a lot like...

[Hoffman shakes his head] A lot like the movies I'm from.

It's a story about this man and this woman who live in this house. This woman is being followed by a thing-a ghost-demon-whatever you want to call it. She and her boyfriend are in the house and she's hearing noises-things are bumping and they're bothering her. Eventually she gets possessed by these demon and goes running around kidnapping people to fufill an ancient family curse.

It gets a little convoluted and the cops in it are totally fucked and there's this priest who's trying to direct this cult and human sacrifices but the first one had a huge impact. Broke the mold so to speak. Everybody was smiling and staring creepy around halloween at mirrors...

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Re: Private. 19centconstable October 4 2011, 23:54:43 UTC
...you're from a ghost story movie?

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Private. I love George. Just saying. expectremorse October 4 2011, 23:58:32 UTC
No. I'm from a piece of shit circlejerk horror film where a bunch of self-important hollywood people congratulate themselves on warping the youth of America with John's message and...

[Hoffman pauses, breathing deep and taking a breath.]

...I want in. On your Seance thing.

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Private. He's the loveable-est. 19centconstable October 5 2011, 00:10:53 UTC
Oh. Uh. Oh?

Well you're welcome to come, of course.

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Private - Hoffman is just...headdesking. Cops should not be loveable! they should be SCARY. expectremorse October 5 2011, 00:37:35 UTC
If you're ever interested I'll show you it sometime and you can laugh at how shabbily I was portrayed.

Yes, but I want you to watch this movie first okay?

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Private - George lulls people into a false sense of security. 19centconstable October 5 2011, 00:50:51 UTC
That seems rather rude.

I don't know where I'll find the time to watch all of these movies you're suggesting. How do modern people manage?

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Re: Private - Awwww. expectremorse October 5 2011, 02:42:11 UTC
...Yeah you know something? It was. They showed all of her humanity and all of the good things that she did and left nothing for me.

[he might sound a little wistful at that. It's what he believes at the moment unfortunately.

I've never thought to ask. Something I do for fun.

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Private - And then he punches dudes. 19centconstable October 5 2011, 03:03:00 UTC
Who was this?

You must have more time in the future.

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Re: Private - And then he punches dudes. expectremorse October 5 2011, 03:46:50 UTC
...Her name is Amanda Young.

She took everything I mattered and despises me because I killed her serial killer father and his wife

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Re: Private - And then he punches dudes. 19centconstable October 5 2011, 03:56:40 UTC
Oh, Miss Young.

I find her very frightening.

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