Case #16: Video

[19centconstable]

[A shot of George's bed. The communicator is being nudged into place by something pink and round. A few moments later, a large pig waddles into shot. It is, unfortunately, not wearing a custodial helmet, like in this icon, but George is kind of always wearing his helmet on the inside

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[thebestnose]

George?

What are you doing?

[Yeah. She's a bouncing goat. And yeah...she's bright green.]

[19centconstable]

[Wide piggy eyes.]

I was going to...walk...

...

I have no idea what you are.

[thebestnose]

A bouncing goat.

[Sigh.]

It's a creature from my time.

[19centconstable]

A...bouncing...goat.

[George's snout wrinkles curiously.]

[thebestnose]

Yes. [And she puts the camera down to demonstrate said bouncing in the CES. She can go impressively high.] See?

[19centconstable]

Oh my goodness! Is that usual?

[thebestnose]

Well...yes. It's the point of being a bouncing goat.

You're a pig, George.

[19centconstable]

Yes, thank you, I had noticed.

[thebestnose]

Well, you were marvelling about me being a bouncing goat. I thought you should get your fair share of attention.

[19centconstable]

Pigs aren't anywhere near so interesting, I'm afraid. They don't really bounce at all.