Case #8: Video
[George is COMPLETELY DRESSED. So dressed. He also looks slightly pink and wrinkly, like he's spent too long in the bathtub.]
I've been in the tub.
[For two days, apparently. And still so unclean. His hair is also not parted and slicked down as usual, and is currently making a sort of wild, fluffy, dark halo around his face. The ends curl a bit. George's hair may eat combs. George is too sulky to do anything about it. This flood has tested even his unwavering positivity.]
I want to apologize for...
...
...everything.
[A curt nod, and the camera is switched off.]
...
[Then switched back on again.]
I would just like to say, also, just so you know, that I am never...unclothed, not even underneath my clothes.
...I'm getting back in the tub.
[The camera is switched off.]
...
[Aaaaaaand switched on again. He's here, he might as well. George clears his throat.]
Who...does...the art?
I've been in the tub.
[For two days, apparently. And still so unclean. His hair is also not parted and slicked down as usual, and is currently making a sort of wild, fluffy, dark halo around his face. The ends curl a bit. George's hair may eat combs. George is too sulky to do anything about it. This flood has tested even his unwavering positivity.]
I want to apologize for...
...
...everything.
[A curt nod, and the camera is switched off.]
...
[Then switched back on again.]
I would just like to say, also, just so you know, that I am never...unclothed, not even underneath my clothes.
...I'm getting back in the tub.
[The camera is switched off.]
...
[Aaaaaaand switched on again. He's here, he might as well. George clears his throat.]
Who...does...the art?