Case #34: Video

[19centconstable]

[Queen Victoria sits primly in George's room.

No, she doesn't look amused.

But wait: how does Queen Victoria know how to operate a video communicator?

...

Bitch, please.]

And what is the purpose of our being here today?

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[thebestnose]

[Very basic knowledge of the concept of monarchy + almost no knowledge of history= angry Jane.]

That's George's room?

Why are you in George's room?

[19centconstable]

That is precisely what we are trying to ascertain, young lady.

[thebestnose]

Well, I don't know the purpose! And I don't know anyone who does!

Unless it's this tauping flood!

[19centconstable]

We are willing to wait until you have become better informed on the situation.

[thebestnose]

We?

[19centconstable]

Indeed. Her Majesty, Queen Victoria.

[You may bow. Or not. Vickie is cool with whatever.]

[thebestnose]

Hm. You don't look like what I thought a Queen should look like.

[19centconstable]

Don't we?

[Queen V does not give any fucks. Afterall, The important thing is not what you think of her, but what she thinks of you.]

[thebestnose]

[So true. Sadly, Jane has the exact same mindset.]

I thought there would be more...[she gestures for a moment, as there is no word in her vocabulary to describe what she thought there was more of. The word is fluff, but...she doesn't know that.]

[19centconstable]

We are sorry to disappoint.

[No.]

We find ourselves quite sufficient.