yeah here ya go..
(_) never have been drunk
(_) never smoked pot
(x) never did acid
(_) never kissed a member of the opposite sex
(_) never kissed a member of the same sex
(x) never crashed a friend's car
(x) never been to japan
(_) never rode in a taxi
(x) never had anal sex
( ) never have been in love
( ) never had sex
(x) never have had sex in public
(_) never have been sexual in public
( ) never been dumped
(_) never shoplifted
(x) never have been fired
(_) never been in a fist fight
(x) never had a threesome
(_) never snuck out of my parents house
( ) never been tied up (sexually)
(x) never been caught masturbating
(_) never pissed on myself
(x) never had sex with a member of the same sex
( ) never been arrested
(_) never made out with a stranger
( ) never stole something from my job
(x) never celebrated new year's in times square
(x) never went on a blind date
(_) never lied to a friend
( ) never had a crush on a teacher
(x) never celebrated mardi gras in new orleans
( ) never been to europe
(_) never skipped school
(x) never slept with a co-worker
(_) never cut myself on purpose
(x) never had sex at the office
(x) never been married
(x) never been divorced
( ) never been photographed nude
(x) never got someone drunk just to have sex with them
(x) never had sex with more than one person in a week
(_) never made out with more than one person in a night
(x) never had sex with more than one person in 24 hours
(x) never had sex with someone whose name i did not know
(x) never rode a train
(_) never been on a plane
( ) never have thrown up in a bar
(x) never paid for sex
(x) never danced in front of people in my underwear and suspenders
(X) never use all capitals if I can help it.
(x) never flashed my tits/bits at a party.
(_) never willingly harmed an animal.
(x) never tried to steal a friend's girlfriend/boyfriend.
(x) never killed anyone.
(_) never thought of killing anyone
(_) never played videogames so much that I suffered the infamous "Sega Thumb".
(_) never suffer in silence
(_) never smoked pot
(x) never did acid
(_) never kissed a member of the opposite sex
(_) never kissed a member of the same sex
(x) never crashed a friend's car
(x) never been to japan
(_) never rode in a taxi
(x) never had anal sex
( ) never have been in love
( ) never had sex
(x) never have had sex in public
(_) never have been sexual in public
( ) never been dumped
(_) never shoplifted
(x) never have been fired
(_) never been in a fist fight
(x) never had a threesome
(_) never snuck out of my parents house
( ) never been tied up (sexually)
(x) never been caught masturbating
(_) never pissed on myself
(x) never had sex with a member of the same sex
( ) never been arrested
(_) never made out with a stranger
( ) never stole something from my job
(x) never celebrated new year's in times square
(x) never went on a blind date
(_) never lied to a friend
( ) never had a crush on a teacher
(x) never celebrated mardi gras in new orleans
( ) never been to europe
(_) never skipped school
(x) never slept with a co-worker
(_) never cut myself on purpose
(x) never had sex at the office
(x) never been married
(x) never been divorced
( ) never been photographed nude
(x) never got someone drunk just to have sex with them
(x) never had sex with more than one person in a week
(_) never made out with more than one person in a night
(x) never had sex with more than one person in 24 hours
(x) never had sex with someone whose name i did not know
(x) never rode a train
(_) never been on a plane
( ) never have thrown up in a bar
(x) never paid for sex
(x) never danced in front of people in my underwear and suspenders
(X) never use all capitals if I can help it.
(x) never flashed my tits/bits at a party.
(_) never willingly harmed an animal.
(x) never tried to steal a friend's girlfriend/boyfriend.
(x) never killed anyone.
(_) never thought of killing anyone
(_) never played videogames so much that I suffered the infamous "Sega Thumb".
(_) never suffer in silence