You know it's sad but true

Jan 01, 2002 18:15

You are Thom Yorke, the lead singer of Radiohead, the lead songwriter of Radiohead, and you are not afraid of computers if you stand over them with a hammer.

You have the voice of God although you have eyes that can move independently of each other, and you have a love/hate relationship with the media. You tend to get drunk a lot, and your fans often wonder if you are drunk onstage (which would explain the dancing). You are notorious for frightening journalists, whether it be your facial tics or your scathing tongue in which you are not afraid to let loose those profanities... naughty you! However, your hate is understood, as your first splash into a well-known magazine featured a ghastly picture of you with the headline "UGLEE OH YEAH!" and for years, the journalists' favourite question to ask you is whether or not you were depressed.

People tend to think you have no sense of humour which is strange because you enjoy potty jokes and Aphex Twin. You're also prone to throwing fits, whining, and being misunderstood. But this can all be forgiven, because you are in the greatest band in the world?

I am Thom Yorke.
          Moody. Genius. Gimpyeye.

It is SUMMER. The cool of the theater for 3 hours has helped my hangover muchly. The Fellowship 3rd time around was better than ever. Elijah's eyes cannot be any more beautiful (any more like his). Me not = obsessed. And it's okay because I'm Thom Yorke. I'm fucking greater than I feel.
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