paparazzi!
today was more of an eventful day than others. i got up early to go to the unemployment office with harley and to get a new sin card. first, i applied for a new sin card and handed over ten dollars. because that's what it costs when you're stupid enough to lose your id. i should receive it in the mail within the month. and then we went to this place for unemployed kids who aren't in school. it reminded me a lot of the hospital from the movie kids. even the girl that walked us through the "resume workshop" looked like the white nurse from kids. it was weird.
this place was completely for skids and criminals. the forms we had to fill out had questions like "if you're a criminal, will your court date get in the way of your new job?" or "can you speak fluent in english?" or even "can you read well?"
i'm supposed to go tomorrow at ten am for this resume workshop, but i don't think i'm ever going again. i already handed out more resumes at the mall after i left this unemployment office and i have no need to go to a place like the unemployment office ever again. unless i don't get any calls back. then i'll be crawling back to that place begging for forgiveness.
tomorrow i'm supposed to go see billy idol with felicity instead of going to my resume workshop. i think that might work out, but i have NO money and plans to see a movie with matt beckett. we'll see what happens.
after that, harley and i walked to the mall which was five minutes away. i was supposed to meet felicity and cassie there. first, i ran into felicity. this guy walked past us had speakers stuck to his backpack blasting death metal. and then we ran into cassie, and got a coffee. i then decided that we should go to the bay and shop for our dream homes. and that's what we did. harley said that a video of me should be on an afterschool special. "if you drop out in the sixth grade, this is what will happen to you" type thing. of me smelling towels and getting really excited over new dish washers. i love that place to death.
anyway, i just got a great idea. paris hilton is coming to the eaton center on september the first. if you buy her new perfume, she signs it and maybe she'll get a picture with you. so felicity and i are going to go, and i'm going to bring my polaroid camera and my sort of infamous jamie stewart/xiu xiu nacho cheese shirt. i'm going to get her to hold the shirt and pose, while i take a picture. paris hilton holding a xiu xiu shirt, and possibly with me in the very same picture. i can't wait. i'm even going to have to re-schedule my eye examination appointment for this, but it'll be so worth it.
after we left the bay, with a big smile on my face from the new towels... we went to east side's for dinner. there are pictures and videos to document the rest of our night, so i don't have to do the talking anymore.
this guy looks like casper from kids
and i present to you...
...
PAPARAZZI!!!
complete with...
...
TOURIST GRANDMA PICTURES!!!
on onward towards the end of the night
like a photo of my people! my homeland! croatia!
before i end this, i think everyone should download the newest chad vangaalen album. please. it's ridiculously amazing, and it's all i've been listening to for the past few days.
MOVIES
xiu xiu are my favourite band
paparazzi!
my face looks funny
my favourite!
this place was completely for skids and criminals. the forms we had to fill out had questions like "if you're a criminal, will your court date get in the way of your new job?" or "can you speak fluent in english?" or even "can you read well?"
i'm supposed to go tomorrow at ten am for this resume workshop, but i don't think i'm ever going again. i already handed out more resumes at the mall after i left this unemployment office and i have no need to go to a place like the unemployment office ever again. unless i don't get any calls back. then i'll be crawling back to that place begging for forgiveness.
tomorrow i'm supposed to go see billy idol with felicity instead of going to my resume workshop. i think that might work out, but i have NO money and plans to see a movie with matt beckett. we'll see what happens.
after that, harley and i walked to the mall which was five minutes away. i was supposed to meet felicity and cassie there. first, i ran into felicity. this guy walked past us had speakers stuck to his backpack blasting death metal. and then we ran into cassie, and got a coffee. i then decided that we should go to the bay and shop for our dream homes. and that's what we did. harley said that a video of me should be on an afterschool special. "if you drop out in the sixth grade, this is what will happen to you" type thing. of me smelling towels and getting really excited over new dish washers. i love that place to death.
anyway, i just got a great idea. paris hilton is coming to the eaton center on september the first. if you buy her new perfume, she signs it and maybe she'll get a picture with you. so felicity and i are going to go, and i'm going to bring my polaroid camera and my sort of infamous jamie stewart/xiu xiu nacho cheese shirt. i'm going to get her to hold the shirt and pose, while i take a picture. paris hilton holding a xiu xiu shirt, and possibly with me in the very same picture. i can't wait. i'm even going to have to re-schedule my eye examination appointment for this, but it'll be so worth it.
after we left the bay, with a big smile on my face from the new towels... we went to east side's for dinner. there are pictures and videos to document the rest of our night, so i don't have to do the talking anymore.
this guy looks like casper from kids
and i present to you...
...
PAPARAZZI!!!
complete with...
...
TOURIST GRANDMA PICTURES!!!
on onward towards the end of the night
like a photo of my people! my homeland! croatia!
before i end this, i think everyone should download the newest chad vangaalen album. please. it's ridiculously amazing, and it's all i've been listening to for the past few days.
MOVIES
xiu xiu are my favourite band
paparazzi!
my face looks funny
my favourite!