Yay! I caught the virus...oh...wait...
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
✓ I miss somebody right now. (More than one person actually.)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (Like none at all.)
✓ I own lots of books. (Yeah, way way way too much.)
× I wear glasses or contact lenses.
✓ I love to play video games. (Only certain ones, and only with certain people.)
✓ I've tried marijuana. (No sir, I don't like it.)
× I've watched porn movies.
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (100% Now if only I could be more faithful to that belief...)
✓ I curse sometimes. (Ok so sometimes is an understatement, I am working on it I swear! Hopefully when I get to Japan I won't curse at all!)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (He he he, if you only knew...)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* * * * *
✓ I have broken someone's bones. (Ok, well the first time they asked me to break their fingers, I was five, how was I supposed to know, the second time I was just trying to see if they were broken, and I snapped the bone it really was an accident!)
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (Some of you know, some don't, leave it at that.)
× I hate the rain.
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (Not at all out of order though, SOMEONE SOMEWHERE SOMEHOW IS TRYING TO GET ME!)
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
✓ I need/want money right now. (More money for Japan is always a good thing, but I will go with what God blesses me with.)
✓ I love sushi. (mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm)
× I talk really, really fast.
✓ I have fresh breath in the morning. (Define fresh...)
✓ I have long hair. (For Navy standards yes! Just wait until I am out!)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling. (Two actually.)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
× I like the way that I look. (Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!)
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (Sometiems they just come out, darn...)
✓ I am usually pessimistic. (I am the most optimistic pessimist you will ever meet!)
× I have a lot of mood swings.
× I think prostitution should be legalized. (It is! Just go to Nevada, Right before you get to Carson City, so this is a moot point!)
× I slept with a roommate. (Er...sex? No. Other than that, yeah, that is why they are called roommates, they share a room.)
✓ I have a hidden talent. (And none shall know! Mwahahahahahaha!)
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
× I have a lot of friends.
× I have pecked someone of the same sex.
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone. (HA HA! Natalie can attest to that and she HATES the phone!)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (But I am curving that habbit.)
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone. (That is currently off, and probably won't get another one for many many many more moons...)
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
✓ I've rejected someone before. (I am picky who I will date. And I will only date someone I am intrested in seeing if it is a lifetime thing...)
✓ I currently like/love someone. (Do crushes count?)
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
✓ I want to have children in the future. (at least three four at the most.)
✓ I have changed a diaper before. (Yup.)
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
✓ I'm not allergic to anything. (Nohting at all. *ignoring pinapple allergy*)
✓ I have a lot to learn. (We all do. Just admit it and move on.)
× I am shy around the opposite sex.
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (Don't care for either one too much to be true.)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
✓ I enjoy some country music. (We all do. Just admit it and move on.)
✓ I would die for my best friends. (Greater love has not this...)
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (Only in my art work.)
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (And the costumes, those are a big plus.)
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
✓ I am happy at this moment. (You know, I am.)
× I'm obsessed with guys.
× Democrat. (Nope)
× Republican. (Nope)
× I don't even know what I am. (Nope)
× I am punk rockish.
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (For the most part this is true, though my current crush is a year younger than me.)
× I study for tests most of the time.
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car.
× I love my job(s). (HA!)
× I am comfortable with who I am right now.
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can. (Oh the joys of being barefoot!)
× I have jumped off a bridge. (I don't really remember...)
✓ I love sea turtles. (I did once, but hten a sea turtle ate my mom's head. Took her a month to grow it back...)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (Marathon!!!)
× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.
✓ I have thrown up from crying too much. (Lets not go there.)
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (or there.)
✓ I fall for the worst people. (or there.)
× I adore bright colours.
× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (It is not only efficient but fun too!)
✓ I can't whistle. (Not if my life depended on it!)
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (Love horses!)
× I still have every journal I've ever written in. (Nope, most were lost or given away...)
× I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
✓ I have a tattoo. (Three actually.)
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
✓ I'm an artist. (Go artsy artists!)
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (Yeah Burns whats up with that?)
✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (Sad but true.)
✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries. (Try both!)
× I am extremely flexible.
× I love hugs more than kisses.
× I want to own my own business.
× I smoke.
× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (Aint' that the truth.)
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (Yup and I am proud to admit it!)
✓ I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (Er...military...nuff said.)
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (Not unless I meant them to be.)
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before. (Yeah but I don't remember with who or when...)
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (Anorexia (sp))
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone. (This used to be true, not any more though.)
× I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (Um...ewe.)
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
✓ I'm a judgmental asshole. (On occasion at least.)
✓ I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (On occasion...oh who am I kidding...)
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. (And loved everyminute of them!)
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian. (A what?)
✓ I can speak more than one language. (Working on it at least.)
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (Ain't that the truth.)
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
× I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
× I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (Isn't this true for us all?)
× I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
✓ I have hit someone with a dead fish. (Isn't THIS true for us all?)
× I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
✓ I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. (Oh yes. But I guess the excitment of it is lost with me being a guy.)
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (There used to be a time like this. Not any more.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands.
✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (Yeah Christ in my heart.)
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (Explain that one to me...you focus more on you, and thereby you see more of others? RRRRIIIIGGGGHHHHTTTTT...)
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (Weird, yeah, but not liked in a crush way, but as a friend.)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
✓ I don't like to chew gum. (Though on occasion I have the urge.)
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (You know, this IS true.)
✓ I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (Even if it has only been five minutes!)
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (Thigns would be better.)
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing. (People don't love to hear me sing though.)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. ((only if me and certain someone were to marry) Yeah story of my life.)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping. (ANd it really is funner.)
✓ I've performed in three plays. (Yes, actually I have.)
✓ I enjoy burritos. (MMMMMMMM.....)
✓ I'm Irish and loving it.
× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (Aint' that true of me...)
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
× I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
× I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (I'll run to the end of the world if they'd let me...)
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (Yup.)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.
✓ I miss somebody right now. (More than one person actually.)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (Like none at all.)
✓ I own lots of books. (Yeah, way way way too much.)
× I wear glasses or contact lenses.
✓ I love to play video games. (Only certain ones, and only with certain people.)
✓ I've tried marijuana. (No sir, I don't like it.)
× I've watched porn movies.
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (100% Now if only I could be more faithful to that belief...)
✓ I curse sometimes. (Ok so sometimes is an understatement, I am working on it I swear! Hopefully when I get to Japan I won't curse at all!)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (He he he, if you only knew...)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* * * * *
✓ I have broken someone's bones. (Ok, well the first time they asked me to break their fingers, I was five, how was I supposed to know, the second time I was just trying to see if they were broken, and I snapped the bone it really was an accident!)
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (Some of you know, some don't, leave it at that.)
× I hate the rain.
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (Not at all out of order though, SOMEONE SOMEWHERE SOMEHOW IS TRYING TO GET ME!)
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
✓ I need/want money right now. (More money for Japan is always a good thing, but I will go with what God blesses me with.)
✓ I love sushi. (mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm)
× I talk really, really fast.
✓ I have fresh breath in the morning. (Define fresh...)
✓ I have long hair. (For Navy standards yes! Just wait until I am out!)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling. (Two actually.)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
× I like the way that I look. (Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!)
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (Sometiems they just come out, darn...)
✓ I am usually pessimistic. (I am the most optimistic pessimist you will ever meet!)
× I have a lot of mood swings.
× I think prostitution should be legalized. (It is! Just go to Nevada, Right before you get to Carson City, so this is a moot point!)
× I slept with a roommate. (Er...sex? No. Other than that, yeah, that is why they are called roommates, they share a room.)
✓ I have a hidden talent. (And none shall know! Mwahahahahahaha!)
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
× I have a lot of friends.
× I have pecked someone of the same sex.
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone. (HA HA! Natalie can attest to that and she HATES the phone!)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (But I am curving that habbit.)
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone. (That is currently off, and probably won't get another one for many many many more moons...)
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
✓ I've rejected someone before. (I am picky who I will date. And I will only date someone I am intrested in seeing if it is a lifetime thing...)
✓ I currently like/love someone. (Do crushes count?)
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
✓ I want to have children in the future. (at least three four at the most.)
✓ I have changed a diaper before. (Yup.)
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
✓ I'm not allergic to anything. (Nohting at all. *ignoring pinapple allergy*)
✓ I have a lot to learn. (We all do. Just admit it and move on.)
× I am shy around the opposite sex.
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (Don't care for either one too much to be true.)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
✓ I enjoy some country music. (We all do. Just admit it and move on.)
✓ I would die for my best friends. (Greater love has not this...)
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (Only in my art work.)
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (And the costumes, those are a big plus.)
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
✓ I am happy at this moment. (You know, I am.)
× I'm obsessed with guys.
× Democrat. (Nope)
× Republican. (Nope)
× I don't even know what I am. (Nope)
× I am punk rockish.
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (For the most part this is true, though my current crush is a year younger than me.)
× I study for tests most of the time.
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car.
× I love my job(s). (HA!)
× I am comfortable with who I am right now.
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can. (Oh the joys of being barefoot!)
× I have jumped off a bridge. (I don't really remember...)
✓ I love sea turtles. (I did once, but hten a sea turtle ate my mom's head. Took her a month to grow it back...)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (Marathon!!!)
× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.
✓ I have thrown up from crying too much. (Lets not go there.)
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (or there.)
✓ I fall for the worst people. (or there.)
× I adore bright colours.
× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (It is not only efficient but fun too!)
✓ I can't whistle. (Not if my life depended on it!)
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (Love horses!)
× I still have every journal I've ever written in. (Nope, most were lost or given away...)
× I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
✓ I have a tattoo. (Three actually.)
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
✓ I'm an artist. (Go artsy artists!)
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (Yeah Burns whats up with that?)
✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (Sad but true.)
✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries. (Try both!)
× I am extremely flexible.
× I love hugs more than kisses.
× I want to own my own business.
× I smoke.
× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (Aint' that the truth.)
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (Yup and I am proud to admit it!)
✓ I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (Er...military...nuff said.)
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (Not unless I meant them to be.)
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before. (Yeah but I don't remember with who or when...)
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (Anorexia (sp))
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone. (This used to be true, not any more though.)
× I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (Um...ewe.)
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
✓ I'm a judgmental asshole. (On occasion at least.)
✓ I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (On occasion...oh who am I kidding...)
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. (And loved everyminute of them!)
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian. (A what?)
✓ I can speak more than one language. (Working on it at least.)
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (Ain't that the truth.)
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
× I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
× I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (Isn't this true for us all?)
× I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
✓ I have hit someone with a dead fish. (Isn't THIS true for us all?)
× I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
✓ I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. (Oh yes. But I guess the excitment of it is lost with me being a guy.)
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (There used to be a time like this. Not any more.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands.
✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (Yeah Christ in my heart.)
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (Explain that one to me...you focus more on you, and thereby you see more of others? RRRRIIIIGGGGHHHHTTTTT...)
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (Weird, yeah, but not liked in a crush way, but as a friend.)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
✓ I don't like to chew gum. (Though on occasion I have the urge.)
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (You know, this IS true.)
✓ I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (Even if it has only been five minutes!)
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (Thigns would be better.)
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing. (People don't love to hear me sing though.)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. ((only if me and certain someone were to marry) Yeah story of my life.)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping. (ANd it really is funner.)
✓ I've performed in three plays. (Yes, actually I have.)
✓ I enjoy burritos. (MMMMMMMM.....)
✓ I'm Irish and loving it.
× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (Aint' that true of me...)
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
× I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
× I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (I'll run to the end of the world if they'd let me...)
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (Yup.)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.