old fat white bitchs....
i need to bitch about somethin. i think i found a new stereotype to hate more than all my others. the old fat white lady in freshman level college classes. she normally wears clothes too tight, has nappy hair, laughs at everything the professor says, and thinks she knows it all when she most likely has the lowest iq in the room which is the reason she didnt go to college in the first place when she was young (cuz shes a dumbass and no one wants to tell her) but instead had the genius thought that she got smarter after she hadnt had any education for a whole generation. she also tries to sell her daughters girl scout cookies to a class full of poor people who really couldve give a smaller shit about it all. today in economics my teacher, who has a doctorate in economics, is explaining to us how the unemployment rate in florida drops in the summer due to the need for more workers to support the booming tourism industry at that time of year. "uhhh i disagree," the fat lady's mouth says instead of raising her fat arm. "not that many ppl go to florida for vacation. its too hot. im from south carolina. i know alot of ppl go to the parks there for vactions. its too hot in florida and here too. south carolina. the parks. tourism. im fat.." the more she talks the less sense she makes and the more the class laughs at her. i sit there and think for awhile who id rather shot at the time, myself or the dumbest fuck in nueces county 4 rows in front of me and 7 chairs to the left.
see.. old ladies like that need to stay at home when they get to that age. theyre past their prime working years and have already served their life purpose of reproducing. shes just wasting her husbands money because she wants to feel like shes worth a shit. do society a favor and stay home. please.
"but cj.. what if she doesnt have a husband and shes a single mother?? she needs an education to do the american thing and work hard to support her family. shes a strong american woman!" WRONG... WRONG... u can support urself and a kid or two on a shitty job for awhile. then u do the real woman thing and slut urself around to a man that can really pay for stuff. problem solved and now the kid has a dad. its only american and right for a guy to go back to school, not a girl. guys are just naturally smarter anyways.
im sorry if i offended any of you because your mom goes to college. but make sure she reads this and is fully aware that absolutely no one in the class likes her except for maybe the old iraqi perv that thinks of her chubby ankles when he jacks off.
i think i hate the old fat white lady in college more than the blind girl walking around aimlessly in the rain with her blind stick thingy they have and even more than the kid that has fucked up legs and walks really really fuckin slow in front of you.
all i know is the world is someday gonna be perfect because i will be king and ill be able to do all kinds of badass things and my ideas will be the law of the land, like shipping all fags and ppl with HIV to their own deserted island and forget about em and my idea for an all-black army. think about it...
see.. old ladies like that need to stay at home when they get to that age. theyre past their prime working years and have already served their life purpose of reproducing. shes just wasting her husbands money because she wants to feel like shes worth a shit. do society a favor and stay home. please.
"but cj.. what if she doesnt have a husband and shes a single mother?? she needs an education to do the american thing and work hard to support her family. shes a strong american woman!" WRONG... WRONG... u can support urself and a kid or two on a shitty job for awhile. then u do the real woman thing and slut urself around to a man that can really pay for stuff. problem solved and now the kid has a dad. its only american and right for a guy to go back to school, not a girl. guys are just naturally smarter anyways.
im sorry if i offended any of you because your mom goes to college. but make sure she reads this and is fully aware that absolutely no one in the class likes her except for maybe the old iraqi perv that thinks of her chubby ankles when he jacks off.
i think i hate the old fat white lady in college more than the blind girl walking around aimlessly in the rain with her blind stick thingy they have and even more than the kid that has fucked up legs and walks really really fuckin slow in front of you.
all i know is the world is someday gonna be perfect because i will be king and ill be able to do all kinds of badass things and my ideas will be the law of the land, like shipping all fags and ppl with HIV to their own deserted island and forget about em and my idea for an all-black army. think about it...