I <3 Phony Bitches.
This entry has nothing to do with my headline, but yeah..
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Jay, Timmy, Myself, Kyle, and Sean started drinking as soon as we got on the train, which was like 12 o'clock, hahaha that has to be the earliest I've started drinking, anyways the train ride was fast, because I was pretty fucked up already by the time we got into brooklyn...
It was fucking HOT out, and I got a serious tan, SHOOT ME IN THE FACE.
I hate being tan, I look more alive that way......Booo!
The Parade was GREAT. I loved seeing everyone dressed up, I felt like a cheap ass because I wasn't, BUT OH WELL next year I will definitely go all out..
after the parade I went to the Mermaid Ball and IT WAS AMAZING..
I got to meet this French Gal named Genie and we drank rum together, talked about how "Porter Pottie" is much more silly than calling it a Lous, lol
got to see hot broads get naked and do alil burlesque <333
UGH I LOVED IT.
I danced a little bit, but I was alone and I felt out of place if I danced by myself haha whatever..
instead I stood in a corner and took pictures while I had this creepy guy named "Chris" come up to me with some beer and asked me if I wanted some..."No Thanks", I said, "Oh, You're SO adorable standing there taking pictures, and looking so cute!".... The guy fucking crept me out! he probably put some good roofies in my drink BUT I WOULD HAVE DIED....DID I MENTION I WAS ALONE! ahahahaha, So , no Chris....I did walk back to where Jay and Timmy were and ran into him again, boo, bye Chris!!..
SO by the end of the night, I was Really drunk, but drunk to the point where I felt sober. GOOD BUZZ...
I got home @ 3, got picked up by John.
Got some really good head, and went to fucking sleep..
head in the morning, i love it.
But I hate him.
I GO SMOKE ALONE NOW<3
(I'm only happy that way)
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Jay, Timmy, Myself, Kyle, and Sean started drinking as soon as we got on the train, which was like 12 o'clock, hahaha that has to be the earliest I've started drinking, anyways the train ride was fast, because I was pretty fucked up already by the time we got into brooklyn...
It was fucking HOT out, and I got a serious tan, SHOOT ME IN THE FACE.
I hate being tan, I look more alive that way......Booo!
The Parade was GREAT. I loved seeing everyone dressed up, I felt like a cheap ass because I wasn't, BUT OH WELL next year I will definitely go all out..
after the parade I went to the Mermaid Ball and IT WAS AMAZING..
I got to meet this French Gal named Genie and we drank rum together, talked about how "Porter Pottie" is much more silly than calling it a Lous, lol
got to see hot broads get naked and do alil burlesque <333
UGH I LOVED IT.
I danced a little bit, but I was alone and I felt out of place if I danced by myself haha whatever..
instead I stood in a corner and took pictures while I had this creepy guy named "Chris" come up to me with some beer and asked me if I wanted some..."No Thanks", I said, "Oh, You're SO adorable standing there taking pictures, and looking so cute!".... The guy fucking crept me out! he probably put some good roofies in my drink BUT I WOULD HAVE DIED....DID I MENTION I WAS ALONE! ahahahaha, So , no Chris....I did walk back to where Jay and Timmy were and ran into him again, boo, bye Chris!!..
SO by the end of the night, I was Really drunk, but drunk to the point where I felt sober. GOOD BUZZ...
I got home @ 3, got picked up by John.
Got some really good head, and went to fucking sleep..
head in the morning, i love it.
But I hate him.
I GO SMOKE ALONE NOW<3
(I'm only happy that way)