Meh, why not?
It's a good time-filler, I suppose. And I'll probably let Sheridan take the thing, too...
MOUTHOLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Probably either Italian or balsamic vinegar. I adore balsamic vinegar too much for my own good...
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. Not really sure. I like the fries from McDonald's, but I like some of the other items at other restaurants, so I'd ideally mix and match.
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. I have a few...at home, my favorites are Asian Grill, Cathay and El Bandido (best. quesadillas. ever.); here in college it's Ping's.
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. Generally roughly 20% or so (a little more if the server does a fine job).
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A. Mexican, Chinese and Japanese.
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. Ready for this? I'm Italian and I don't like pizza. I know, I know, I'm a bad person.
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. Usually butter, sometimes nothing.
Q. What is your favorite type of gum?
A. Big Red. There's some on my desk right now!
TECHNOLOGY
Q. what is your IQ?
A. I haven't had it tested. I want to, but I haven't gotten around to it yet. (I do think I'm pretty smart, though.)
Q. Number of contacts in your email address book?
A. Not too many - I generally don't need too many, though, because I'm a loser.
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. This photo from the ever-brilliant SittingStill.net:
I love them so much. Oregonian Synergy, baby!
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. There's one in my dorm room. There are currently three in my house, four when my crappy one with the VCR and I go home a week from Friday.
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Everyone in my immediate family is left-handed. I've learned to do a few things right-handed to cope with this biased world we live in, including use a fork and use scissors (have you ever tried to use left-handed scissors in grade school? They're awful!), but I write, use chopsticks and throw and bat left-handed.
Q. What’s your best feature?
A. I like my eyes, but the shape of my face makes them look a little too big and they help perpetuate the myth that I am under twelve years old. Grrrr. (Personality-wise, I like my sense of humor, but very few people I know seem to get it...)
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. My appendix, when I was in second grade. I still have a bit of a scar...
Q. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
A. Definitely my eyesight. I'm farsighted, and that helps when I'm driving because I can read the road signs a little earlier than the other people in the car.
Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. It was a long time ago - I think I was in middle school or early high school, and that was the only time...
Q. What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A. Probably something I removed from my dorm room. A few of the things I have to move in and out are pretty damn heavy...
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. Not by a shot to the head, but I had to be knocked out to go under the knife in order to have my appendix removed.
BULLSHITOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. As long as it wasn't too close, I guess so.
Q. Is love for real?
A. I'm not sure - I haven't met the right person yet. I am not factoring my clear infatuation with Jed Lowrie into this, but...yeah.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. I like my name, actually. I was almost a Jennifer, though.
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. I love green (it's always been my favorite), but my mom always tells me I look good in red, so since I have no fashion sense I blindly believe her.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Yes - it was a bead, and I was in first grade. It did no harm, though, because it was small enough to make it safely through my digestive system.
Q. Have you ever saved someone’s life?
A. A long time ago, I had an online friend who was going through tough times, including resorting to cutting herself...she once told me that talking to me had kept her going, and I remember being so surprised and touched. Then she got back together with the friend she'd been having troubles with and messily cast me off because she didn't need me anymore. I didn't really get involved in anything on the internet for two years or so.
Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. Mmhmm. If my appendix had been in a little longer it would've burst. Thanks, Mom and Dad, for getting me to the hospital in time!
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
A. Probably not...I'm way too self-conscious for that sort of thing.
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. I might...it depends, I guess.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. I kind of need them for certain things, so probably not.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. No, I like writing too much.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. Absolutely not - again, I'm too self-conscious.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. If I liked the brand. I've seen people do shots of it on TV...
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. It depends on the situation and the person - if I felt like it was the right thing to do, then and only then would I do it, because money isn't enough to rid me of the guilt for depriving someone of life. If it was in defense of somebody or myself, then it's different...
Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
A. As long as I still had the computer, which I need because I am a college student.
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: (checks) Just my cell phone.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: I still can't quite figure out the plot...
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Some hardwood, some carpet.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Stand - there are no seats in the showers here!
Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: I have one, but we don't live together very compatibly, at least in my opinion. I'm getting a single room next year.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: None - I can't wear them, and I'm not sure why. I just always think they'll fall off...(I don't have many shoes overall, anyway.)
Q: Where were you born?
A: Hackensack, NJ!
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: Never. I've figured out where they all hide on the highway and drive accordingly.
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: A military historian. I'll probably end up working in a museum...
LASTOLOGY
Q: Friend you talked to?
A. My roommate, I guess.
Q: Last person who called you?
A: My dad. I'm going home in less than two weeks, yay!
Q: Person you hugged?
A: My parents and kid brother, when they left after my birthday.
Q: Person you kissed?
A: It was probably my parents, because I've never been kissed romantically. I am a nerd and therefore do not get dates.
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: I've always liked 1, ever since I was little, but new favorites include 15 and 12. Especially 12. Oh, yes, 12. (If you know me, you'll know why.) And according to a rest stop scale, my lucky number is 454.
Q: Colour?
A: It's always been green, ever since I was little.
Q: Season?
A: I like all of them for their own reasons - Spring and Autumn for the weather, Summer for baseball, and Winter because I don't really get cold and I enjoy taking pictures of old buildings in the snow.
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A: My family.
Q: Mood?
A: Tired, but okay. I've been staying up late recently because next week exams start.
Q: Listening to?
A: ESPN.
Q: Watching?
A. The computer screen, but I sometimes look over at the TV.
Q: Worrying about?
A: Exams...they start next week! Nuuuuuu!
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: Japanese class.
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: Go home! In less than two weeks, I'll be back in New Jersey, where there's stuff to do!
Q: What’s the last movie you saw?
A: Probably some artsy crap my roommate made all of us watch. I can't remember.
Q: Do you smile often?
A: I do. I'm easily amused, and I'm also at the point where if I hear Jed Lowrie's name or the word 'Stanford' I grin like an idiot.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A. I am, but I'll be shy when I first meet you...it takes me a little time to learn to trust people.
There we go! Now I'll go give Sheridan a turn...
MOUTHOLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Probably either Italian or balsamic vinegar. I adore balsamic vinegar too much for my own good...
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. Not really sure. I like the fries from McDonald's, but I like some of the other items at other restaurants, so I'd ideally mix and match.
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. I have a few...at home, my favorites are Asian Grill, Cathay and El Bandido (best. quesadillas. ever.); here in college it's Ping's.
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. Generally roughly 20% or so (a little more if the server does a fine job).
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A. Mexican, Chinese and Japanese.
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. Ready for this? I'm Italian and I don't like pizza. I know, I know, I'm a bad person.
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. Usually butter, sometimes nothing.
Q. What is your favorite type of gum?
A. Big Red. There's some on my desk right now!
TECHNOLOGY
Q. what is your IQ?
A. I haven't had it tested. I want to, but I haven't gotten around to it yet. (I do think I'm pretty smart, though.)
Q. Number of contacts in your email address book?
A. Not too many - I generally don't need too many, though, because I'm a loser.
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. This photo from the ever-brilliant SittingStill.net:
I love them so much. Oregonian Synergy, baby!
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. There's one in my dorm room. There are currently three in my house, four when my crappy one with the VCR and I go home a week from Friday.
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Everyone in my immediate family is left-handed. I've learned to do a few things right-handed to cope with this biased world we live in, including use a fork and use scissors (have you ever tried to use left-handed scissors in grade school? They're awful!), but I write, use chopsticks and throw and bat left-handed.
Q. What’s your best feature?
A. I like my eyes, but the shape of my face makes them look a little too big and they help perpetuate the myth that I am under twelve years old. Grrrr. (Personality-wise, I like my sense of humor, but very few people I know seem to get it...)
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. My appendix, when I was in second grade. I still have a bit of a scar...
Q. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
A. Definitely my eyesight. I'm farsighted, and that helps when I'm driving because I can read the road signs a little earlier than the other people in the car.
Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. It was a long time ago - I think I was in middle school or early high school, and that was the only time...
Q. What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A. Probably something I removed from my dorm room. A few of the things I have to move in and out are pretty damn heavy...
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. Not by a shot to the head, but I had to be knocked out to go under the knife in order to have my appendix removed.
BULLSHITOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. As long as it wasn't too close, I guess so.
Q. Is love for real?
A. I'm not sure - I haven't met the right person yet. I am not factoring my clear infatuation with Jed Lowrie into this, but...yeah.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. I like my name, actually. I was almost a Jennifer, though.
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. I love green (it's always been my favorite), but my mom always tells me I look good in red, so since I have no fashion sense I blindly believe her.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Yes - it was a bead, and I was in first grade. It did no harm, though, because it was small enough to make it safely through my digestive system.
Q. Have you ever saved someone’s life?
A. A long time ago, I had an online friend who was going through tough times, including resorting to cutting herself...she once told me that talking to me had kept her going, and I remember being so surprised and touched. Then she got back together with the friend she'd been having troubles with and messily cast me off because she didn't need me anymore. I didn't really get involved in anything on the internet for two years or so.
Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. Mmhmm. If my appendix had been in a little longer it would've burst. Thanks, Mom and Dad, for getting me to the hospital in time!
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
A. Probably not...I'm way too self-conscious for that sort of thing.
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. I might...it depends, I guess.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. I kind of need them for certain things, so probably not.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. No, I like writing too much.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. Absolutely not - again, I'm too self-conscious.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. If I liked the brand. I've seen people do shots of it on TV...
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. It depends on the situation and the person - if I felt like it was the right thing to do, then and only then would I do it, because money isn't enough to rid me of the guilt for depriving someone of life. If it was in defense of somebody or myself, then it's different...
Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
A. As long as I still had the computer, which I need because I am a college student.
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: (checks) Just my cell phone.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: I still can't quite figure out the plot...
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Some hardwood, some carpet.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Stand - there are no seats in the showers here!
Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: I have one, but we don't live together very compatibly, at least in my opinion. I'm getting a single room next year.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: None - I can't wear them, and I'm not sure why. I just always think they'll fall off...(I don't have many shoes overall, anyway.)
Q: Where were you born?
A: Hackensack, NJ!
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: Never. I've figured out where they all hide on the highway and drive accordingly.
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: A military historian. I'll probably end up working in a museum...
LASTOLOGY
Q: Friend you talked to?
A. My roommate, I guess.
Q: Last person who called you?
A: My dad. I'm going home in less than two weeks, yay!
Q: Person you hugged?
A: My parents and kid brother, when they left after my birthday.
Q: Person you kissed?
A: It was probably my parents, because I've never been kissed romantically. I am a nerd and therefore do not get dates.
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: I've always liked 1, ever since I was little, but new favorites include 15 and 12. Especially 12. Oh, yes, 12. (If you know me, you'll know why.) And according to a rest stop scale, my lucky number is 454.
Q: Colour?
A: It's always been green, ever since I was little.
Q: Season?
A: I like all of them for their own reasons - Spring and Autumn for the weather, Summer for baseball, and Winter because I don't really get cold and I enjoy taking pictures of old buildings in the snow.
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A: My family.
Q: Mood?
A: Tired, but okay. I've been staying up late recently because next week exams start.
Q: Listening to?
A: ESPN.
Q: Watching?
A. The computer screen, but I sometimes look over at the TV.
Q: Worrying about?
A: Exams...they start next week! Nuuuuuu!
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: Japanese class.
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: Go home! In less than two weeks, I'll be back in New Jersey, where there's stuff to do!
Q: What’s the last movie you saw?
A: Probably some artsy crap my roommate made all of us watch. I can't remember.
Q: Do you smile often?
A: I do. I'm easily amused, and I'm also at the point where if I hear Jed Lowrie's name or the word 'Stanford' I grin like an idiot.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A. I am, but I'll be shy when I first meet you...it takes me a little time to learn to trust people.
There we go! Now I'll go give Sheridan a turn...