Not related to Jedward(well...technically) but I have to share this SI Cover. I'm SO freaking tempted to make an icon of Clay and Jacoby w/ that picture that says "Nothing's gonna stop them now"
I love how the two of them look so happy there, too. Clay's just got the cutest smile on his face, and Jacoby...well, looks perfect because he's Jacoby.
Tulo doesn't look like he enjoys being an armrest, though! And what is Zimmerman looking at...?
I'd imagine so. I mean, they have to top the Russ Adams/Aaron Hill wedding with the airplanes somehow! Getting the entire league in on the fun might be the only way to do that...
On that note, they need to get Papi to make them a cake.
Oh yeah. They're definitely thinking big with this. Maybe during the All Star Break, get everybody to head to Boston the day after for this mega wedding spectacular(well hopefully the AAA All Star Game isn't then...just in case Jed and Justin happen to make it). I just hope Russ and Aaron aren't too offended by it, but I think they'll be glad because they won't be the only two to be "married".
Papi will definitely make the cake. Just gotta give him some free time adn stay out of his kitchen(*cough*Manny*cough*) and then you're good. I think that Sean Casey will spread the word like wildfire. He'll talk to everybody he knows and tell everybody he can about it. Tito will get word and be like *facepalm* but then show up because he wants to see how it goes and to give Pedroia a lot of shit for being a part of the ceremony as a ring bearer.
I just found out that Justin is starting in Portland this year. How dare they separate him from Jed! Someone must've realized that when they're together they're nothing but trouble. But now Justin will pitch with a mission, so he'll get up to Pawtucket fast.
If Manny gets his hair in the cake batter, Papi will have to start over. I don't even want to think about that...
Oh, and this is indeed a situation where Sean Casey is possibly the most useful person on the face of the earth. He's got friends everywhere, so he should have no problem at all finding guests!
(Tito will get some serious blackmail material if he shows up for this thing, too.)
Moss is a nice third guy to sort of be the eyes and ears for Justin until he works his way back up. Moss could even pitch in a few ideas.
And whoever is the most artistically inclined person on the team(whether MLB or AAA...god bless the close proximity of the two places) should make the invitations. I know Wakey knows calligraphy, but who knows if he'll wanna partake in this. If so, then he'd calligraphy it all up. I'm sure he could be bribed though :)
Oh Tito will be heckling throughout the wedding or passing Dustin insulting notes like "Too short to be an usher?" and it will liekly end with Dustin throwing the pillow w/ the rings on it at Tito.
Dinner would be cooked entirely by Papi. You can have either tacos(with Mango Salsa) or chicken. Dessert is cookies courtesy of Youkilis. Media peeps aren't allowed in except for a rare few: Rob Bradford, Dan Roche(WBZ 4 guy), Amalie Benjamin, MAYBE Sean McAdam(he may be too weirded out by it), TC, Remy, Orsillo.
Brandon is going to be very, very important to Jed for the next several weeks. He'll have somebody to back him up until he is reunited with Justin. Brandon or no Brandon, though. Jed can't Rick Roll anybody without Justin there. It's their special thing they do together as friends.
Wake knows calligraphy? That's so amazing! I can totally see that! And honestly, if Justin Masterson is involved in this, he'll bring Wake around. He's just that persuasive and charismatic.
Now if Dustin and Tito both get drunk at the reception, we could have a hockey brawl in the middle of the dance floor or something. It'd be entertaining, although somebody would probably hide under a table or something to get out and then Tito would throw Dustin onto the table and the table would break...and then we'd have a hospital visit on our hands.
That seems like a good group of people - the trustworthy ones. And we can't forget the waffles with applesauce at the reception, either!
Oh and how could I forget Waffles with Applesauce. Maybe that can be the pre entree thing instead of salad. Then the main course as tacos with a side of mango salsa and steak(because everybody likes steak) with choice of champagne, Gatorade, or beer and then dessert will be cookies and ice cream. :) Yeah, I'm lame.
I can imagine the other players on other teams hearing of this and getting invites adn being all "....what?" but I think someone in New York, namely Joba Chamberlain would be cracking up. So would probably Sam Fuld, knowing damn well it was a "Jed n' Justin Production"
But cookies and ice cream are the greatest! And then Jed would let his ice cream melt and blow into it with a straw so he could watch the bubbles because he's got the mental age of a ten-year-old! Jonathan and Manny would be fascinated, though.
I have a feeling that there are several people out there who are fully aware of what Jed can do if partnered up with the right person. Sam Fuld is probably one of them, and Donny Lucy is another. Perhaps Ryan Garko, although he was only there for one season with Jed (Jed actually said Ryan Garko was the first thing he saw when he went into the Stanford clubhouse and he was a little freaked out). Back then, I imagine Jed's partner in crime was his roommate, John Mayberry Jr., because he can only work with people who are half a foot taller than he is. Okay, not really for that reason, but it makes sense to me...
...I know too much about Stanford between the years of '03 and '05. (declares herself insanely creepy)
It'll probably even say at the top "Mr. Jed Carlson Lowrie and Mr. Justin Daniel Masterson cordially invite you to the wedding of Jacoby McCabe Ellsbury and Clay Daniel Buchholz on July fifteenth in the year two thousand eight at Fenway Park in Boston, Massachusetts. Dress formally."
I can imagine their former teammates looking at it and being all "I have to go to this" because of the fact that it's Jed, Jacoby, and Clay...and Justin. And hell they may even have to try to turn some people away. Or do some stuff via satellite
Oh and dude, I just realized something, you totally forgot to mention that Masterson's alma mater(San Diego State) was in the NCAA tournament for a while too! I know I didn't think of it until now. I'm used to hearing about the old Bethel college. Too bad that they got eliminated afte the UConn game because it would've been fun to see them face off against Stanford in the Final Four
The actual ceremony ought to take place on top of the Monster or at home plate. It'd be more romantic that way.
It's all about how persuasive Justin is (and how he totally shoots hynobeams out of his head - that's why he has to shave it every day!). He can figure things out, if anyone. And if they really need to, Jed will totally know how to build and launch a satellite. It'll be one of those things he "picked up at Space Camp in fourth grade" or something.
I didn't realize San Diego State was in there until I was watching ESPN and noticed that they had been eliminated! Damnit, and I would've loved to have seen the epic trash-talking during that game had they played...
(I think Jed may be the only current player with someone left in the tournament right now, but don't quote me on that...)
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Thank God my roommate was at the gym. I flat-out died.
And that is indirectly related to Jedward (and Rick Justin), so don't worry about it.
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Tulo doesn't look like he enjoys being an armrest, though! And what is Zimmerman looking at...?
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Looks like it's something to that ilk now that I look at it again
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On that note, they need to get Papi to make them a cake.
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Papi will definitely make the cake. Just gotta give him some free time adn stay out of his kitchen(*cough*Manny*cough*) and then you're good. I think that Sean Casey will spread the word like wildfire. He'll talk to everybody he knows and tell everybody he can about it. Tito will get word and be like *facepalm* but then show up because he wants to see how it goes and to give Pedroia a lot of shit for being a part of the ceremony as a ring bearer.
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(And for that inevitable reunion, there's even some theme music performed by their favorite person.)
If Manny gets his hair in the cake batter, Papi will have to start over. I don't even want to think about that...
Oh, and this is indeed a situation where Sean Casey is possibly the most useful person on the face of the earth. He's got friends everywhere, so he should have no problem at all finding guests!
(Tito will get some serious blackmail material if he shows up for this thing, too.)
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And whoever is the most artistically inclined person on the team(whether MLB or AAA...god bless the close proximity of the two places) should make the invitations. I know Wakey knows calligraphy, but who knows if he'll wanna partake in this. If so, then he'd calligraphy it all up. I'm sure he could be bribed though :)
Oh Tito will be heckling throughout the wedding or passing Dustin insulting notes like "Too short to be an usher?" and it will liekly end with Dustin throwing the pillow w/ the rings on it at Tito.
Dinner would be cooked entirely by Papi. You can have either tacos(with Mango Salsa) or chicken. Dessert is cookies courtesy of Youkilis. Media peeps aren't allowed in except for a rare few: Rob Bradford, Dan Roche(WBZ 4 guy), Amalie Benjamin, MAYBE Sean McAdam(he may be too weirded out by it), TC, Remy, Orsillo.
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Wake knows calligraphy? That's so amazing! I can totally see that! And honestly, if Justin Masterson is involved in this, he'll bring Wake around. He's just that persuasive and charismatic.
Now if Dustin and Tito both get drunk at the reception, we could have a hockey brawl in the middle of the dance floor or something. It'd be entertaining, although somebody would probably hide under a table or something to get out and then Tito would throw Dustin onto the table and the table would break...and then we'd have a hospital visit on our hands.
That seems like a good group of people - the trustworthy ones. And we can't forget the waffles with applesauce at the reception, either!
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Oh and how could I forget Waffles with Applesauce. Maybe that can be the pre entree thing instead of salad. Then the main course as tacos with a side of mango salsa and steak(because everybody likes steak) with choice of champagne, Gatorade, or beer and then dessert will be cookies and ice cream. :) Yeah, I'm lame.
I can imagine the other players on other teams hearing of this and getting invites adn being all "....what?" but I think someone in New York, namely Joba Chamberlain would be cracking up. So would probably Sam Fuld, knowing damn well it was a "Jed n' Justin Production"
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I have a feeling that there are several people out there who are fully aware of what Jed can do if partnered up with the right person. Sam Fuld is probably one of them, and Donny Lucy is another. Perhaps Ryan Garko, although he was only there for one season with Jed (Jed actually said Ryan Garko was the first thing he saw when he went into the Stanford clubhouse and he was a little freaked out). Back then, I imagine Jed's partner in crime was his roommate, John Mayberry Jr., because he can only work with people who are half a foot taller than he is. Okay, not really for that reason, but it makes sense to me...
...I know too much about Stanford between the years of '03 and '05. (declares herself insanely creepy)
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I can imagine their former teammates looking at it and being all "I have to go to this" because of the fact that it's Jed, Jacoby, and Clay...and Justin. And hell they may even have to try to turn some people away. Or do some stuff via satellite
Oh and dude, I just realized something, you totally forgot to mention that Masterson's alma mater(San Diego State) was in the NCAA tournament for a while too! I know I didn't think of it until now. I'm used to hearing about the old Bethel college. Too bad that they got eliminated afte the UConn game because it would've been fun to see them face off against Stanford in the Final Four
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It's all about how persuasive Justin is (and how he totally shoots hynobeams out of his head - that's why he has to shave it every day!). He can figure things out, if anyone. And if they really need to, Jed will totally know how to build and launch a satellite. It'll be one of those things he "picked up at Space Camp in fourth grade" or something.
I didn't realize San Diego State was in there until I was watching ESPN and noticed that they had been eliminated! Damnit, and I would've loved to have seen the epic trash-talking during that game had they played...
(I think Jed may be the only current player with someone left in the tournament right now, but don't quote me on that...)
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