Cay-zoo-san goes to Build-a-Bear! And look, I broke my writers' block!

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This is one of those things I'm going to look back on and ask myself, "What the fuck was I smoking when I wrote that?" when I rediscover it years later.

To make a long story short, the Meoto goes to a popular DYI toy retail store found in malls across the world. And no, they do not take it very seriously. I wish I could say I owned these two, but

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Yeah. And imagine if they started to play Bible Game...it'd get very loud. (Really? That's awesome! And makes it even CUTER. [That makes me giggle insanely. Poor Riou.]) And theirs! It's not like they'd be getting no enjoyment, after all. (THE PROBLEM IS, THERE ARE ONLY A FEW PLACES THE CAR COULD BE. AND THERE WOULD BE NO PEOPLE. WHICH HAS NOT HAPPENED OFTEN. BUT WE CAN SAY IT AND TRY!) (That could be a new sport, or something! And they could be our fire department, too!)

Telecare is utter crap, too! So what's left, innappropriate boy touching and ugly outfits on Gullah Gullah Island? ...Yeah, that's true! Our team will kick ASS. Shiraishi needs to play more, too.

Some provisions would be necessary for him to be happy...and then they could just tease him MORE.

AND THEREFORE MORE MONEY FOR JUNTA! (YEAH...AND HE PAYS. WHICH IS GOOD.)

There are never enough ways to make fun of people, I think. Especially when they attend BMU and are from Tosei. And hopefully you'll figure it out.

...Exactly. It can be nice and then Mizutani and Sakaeguchi can still be together!

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Heaven forbid they start setting high scores or something! (It just completely and utterly made my day. Well, that aside from a kid looking me squarely in the eye at camp and saying, "You're weird," after I released a bug outside and explained that I had also held Madagascar hissing cockroaches before. [He's been stuck with them since seventh grade! I love it!]) Ooh, yes - they definitely have to like it, too! I mean, all that UST gone... (WE WISH YOU THE BEST OF LUCK, IN THAT CASE! PERHAPS IT WILL WORK OUT PROPERLY...) (YES! Now we can be safe when we use the money for the Taka Fund!)

Aaagh, nuuu! At least there's always Gullah Gullah Island (and what sounds like some sort of pr0n, if there's touching). ...I saw Shiraishi's Long Game Show score - he's pretty fucking good already! He'll be great once Hanai helps him perfect his technique a bit...

Ooh, yes! "Gee, Riou looks a bit too happy...we should, y'know, fix that. His eyes still have irises and pupils in them, after all."

YES! WE REALLY NEED TO GET HIM THE WORLD FASTER SO NOGGIN PUTS PEPPA PIG BACK ON! (...OKAY, THAT TOTALLY MAKES IT BETTER, TOO.)

I seriously think that that's the demographic I make fun of most here. Because I love them so much. ...I hope so, too, because I'm just not finding stuff on Google...

And in the end the whole thing works out and makes for the perfect thing to think about at work, too!

(I have to go to bed now, nuuuuu! G'night...)

[soprano_no_eiji]

That would just be terrible! Especially disturbingly high high scores! (That kid kind of made me laugh...if only they knew how right they were. [It's brilliant...and I guess that's how he deals with them so well.]) They'll certainly be better after it occurs. And...well, best during. (I SURE HOPE SO. AND I GUESS YOU NEVER KNOW...STRANGER THINGS HAVE HAPPENED.) (Yeah! And maybe after putting out the fire, they can spray Sakaeguchi. And Mizutani.)

I know, but apparently this episode has CHANCUM. BOO. (Maybe it's me and my strange brain, but Brian and James were touching way too much.) ...I hope so. He has a chance of becoming a scary player, too. This is Shiraishi, after all.

They could have rules for alternating days--some days he could be teased all the time and not get to do anything, other days he could get to do other things and be happier!

HOPEFULLY HE CAN BECOME RULER SOON. I SHOULD ASK A'LAND FOR MORE MONEY. (...SOMETIMES HE SUGGESTS GOING TO A FOOD COURT AT SUNRISE MALL, BUT I SAY NO. JUST SINCE THEN I'D HAVE TO USE MY CASH.)

It appears so. But it also seems that they're a lot of fun to tease, so I don't blame you. ...Hm, well maybe tomorrow will prove more fruitful. Because more info on that would be hilarious.

Oh yes. While staring at obnoxious people, such thoughts will be lovely for me.

OCTOPUS!HANAI NOW HAS EIGHT ARMS. I AM HAPPY.

(Night!!)