It is 7:15 am, who is making breakfast?
Blenders. Dreadfully noisy things, and scary to boot. Hell if it didn't scare the dickens outta poor Loto the first time that a blended fruit beverage was made. But today was the day to conquer that fear, and what better way then to start with the most important meal of the day: Breakfast!
And there was no better way to start breakfast then with a nice wholesome liquefied beverage, chock full of all those vitamins and minerals that growing kids get from other breakfast foods. But just how does one fit all of that nutrition in one glass? Well Loto sure didn't know but learning these things requires trial and error. Trials are hard, but important! So were errors, sometimes less pleasant then trials.
He concludes an all-in-one breakfast smoothie would make the most sense, it'll save both time and... well it will save time! He'll make enough for John and Jared and maybe even uncle Logan if he stopped by this morning. Everyone will appreciate the gesture and it will be great!
Ingredients in blender include:
(2)Raw eggs
(2)Strips of bacon [uncooked]
(1/2)Glass of Orange Juice
(1)Piece of bread [tiny pieces to save space]
(a glob of)Butter
(3)Cookies
(1/2)Milk
(A piece of)Banana
(A sprinkle of)Crushed Cornflakes
And to finish it off Loto searched the frige for what would be the secret indredient, his pièce de résistance if you will: a small tupperware dish containing what couldn't really be described as much of anything except...Purple Stuff. No one really knew what it was and no one really talked about it. It was just there. In the fridge...
But in it went regardless. Why waste food after all?
Making the mistake of forgetting to put on the lid before turning the blasted thing on left him cleaning the kitchen for a bit, but it was no matter! Just one of those errors, its all good!
Ok, ok second time is the charm. Or was it third? Either way Loto stared that blender down, stuck the lid on top, and pushed the LIQUEFY button.
[The following description of said awe and amazement has been cut off for lengthy purposes. But man was Loto stoked about all that liquefying going on, you cannot even imagine!]
The end result came out to be...!!
He gave it a sample taste but something still tasted off... He dropped another cookie inside the purple beverage for safe measure. There, that should do the trick!