FOURTH ☆ SCORE
[Have an America, dressed for the heat in a t-shirt and shorts and... sitting in a tree. He swings his legs a bit as he fiddles with the SFC before clearing his throat.]
Vatheon! I come to you with two questions! First--
[The camera looks over to the front porch of America's house where the door has been ... kicked in.]
A stupid communist Russian kind of kicked in my door, anyone know how to fix it?
[And then the camera is back on him and he smiles.]
Second, who wants to hold an election to make me the President of Vatheon? I'm a natural born leader, y'know! I can make this place awesome. And American! But, America is synonymous with awesome so that's not too hard.
[He waves goodbye and then turns off the feed.]
Vatheon! I come to you with two questions! First--
[The camera looks over to the front porch of America's house where the door has been ... kicked in.]
A stupid communist Russian kind of kicked in my door, anyone know how to fix it?
[And then the camera is back on him and he smiles.]
Second, who wants to hold an election to make me the President of Vatheon? I'm a natural born leader, y'know! I can make this place awesome. And American! But, America is synonymous with awesome so that's not too hard.
[He waves goodbye and then turns off the feed.]