Aim Tomfoolery at 11:28pm

Sep 23, 2004 23:28

So tomorrow. When i dont wake up for chemistry, and i fail my chem lab... the reason i will have for it is:

SixteenFamousHrs: im watching ferris bueller for the 18291th time in my life
Luke: that movie sucks so hard, i dont know why everyone likes it. its a trend to like that movie.
SixteenFamousHrs: what
SixteenFamousHrs: haha
SixteenFamousHrs: i love that movie
Luke: ugh, and anytime i say that it sucks, i never find anyone that agrees
SixteenFamousHrs: because it doesnt
Luke: no, its becuase its a trend
SixteenFamousHrs: no,
SixteenFamousHrs: i like it cuz
SixteenFamousHrs: i saw it
SixteenFamousHrs: on tv one day
SixteenFamousHrs: and i thoroughly enjoyed it
Luke: how does it feel to lie to yourself like that
SixteenFamousHrs: hahahaha
SixteenFamousHrs: oi
SixteenFamousHrs: whatever
SixteenFamousHrs: i like it
Luke: you must also like sitting on piles of restaraunt trash and breathing heavily
SixteenFamousHrs: Yes
SixteenFamousHrs: that is my favorite thing
SixteenFamousHrs: hey,
Luke: yeh
SixteenFamousHrs: i bet your mom likes ferris buellers day off
Luke: no i dont think she does
SixteenFamousHrs: i bet she does
SixteenFamousHrs: i bet if you call her and ask her
SixteenFamousHrs: she will say she does
SixteenFamousHrs: and you will say she is part of a trend
SixteenFamousHrs: and she will say, fuck you
SixteenFamousHrs: and she will hang up
Luke: i bet if i call her and ask her, shell be pissed becuase its late
SixteenFamousHrs: fine, call your dad Glenn and ask him
Luke: my dad is probably passed drunk
SixteenFamousHrs: Fine, call... a chinese man
Luke: i'll call your chinese mom
SixteenFamousHrs: i bet there is a bear in your refridgerator
Luke: i bet theres a bear in your mom
SixteenFamousHrs: eres un oso que bailla sin pantalones
SixteenFamousHrs: oso sin madre
SixteenFamousHrs: oso que vive en el refrijidador
Luke: is that chinese for ferris bueller sucks ass
SixteenFamousHrs: y... un oso que se hace cago en los calconces
Luke: stop all your chinese
SixteenFamousHrs: stop all your taiwaneese
Earstroke: something about underwear..... refridgerator....
Luke: i dunno
Luke: fuggit
SixteenFamousHrs: hahahaha
Luke: hah, what did you say
Luke: write
SixteenFamousHrs: i said,
SixteenFamousHrs: you are a motherless bear who dances pantsless with his soiled underpants on
Luke: haha, what about the refridjidado
SixteenFamousHrs: oh and that you do all of that in your refridgerator
Luke: hahahah
SixteenFamousHrs: this is going somewhere...
SixteenFamousHrs: i need to exploit this conversation
Luke: i need your mom to mom up your mom
SixteenFamousHrs: your mom lives in your microwave
SixteenFamousHrs: where she is having a secret affair with the ham!

Carlos: hey you
SixteenFamousHrs: HEY!
SixteenFamousHrs: Carlosface
Carlos: what's up daniellaface?
SixteenFamousHrs: Nothing much!
SixteenFamousHrs: im trying to do chemistry
SixteenFamousHrs: and if ucking hate it
Carlos: i ucking hate it too
SixteenFamousHrs: and im insulting my friend luke, i told him there was a bear living in his refriderator
SixteenFamousHrs: *refridgerator
Carlos: hahahaha
SixteenFamousHrs: so i think i won the argument
SixteenFamousHrs: no wait, apparently there is a bear with soiled underwear living in your microwave
Carlos: uh oh
Carlos: there's a fish wearing pink soggy trousers in your speakerbox.
SixteenFamousHrs: hahaha
SixteenFamousHrs: oh yeah?
Carlos: yep
SixteenFamousHrs: well there is a mongoose wearing pasties in your toilet
Carlos: nope
SixteenFamousHrs: pasties & tassels
Carlos: the squirrel wearing a blue and gray top hat with ass beads is agreeing that you make no sense like to glaffel that flies in a circle for the winter. summer he flies in a square flight pattern. you make no sense
SixteenFamousHrs: hahahaha
SixteenFamousHrs: oh yeah?
Carlos: yerah
SixteenFamousHrs: well...
SixteenFamousHrs: you
SixteenFamousHrs: are...
Carlos: you are a glooferbob
SixteenFamousHrs: ive got nothing
SixteenFamousHrs: !!!!
SixteenFamousHrs: GLOOFERBOB!!!!
SixteenFamousHrs: YOU!!
SixteenFamousHrs: I cant believe you called me that
SixteenFamousHrs: that is abhorrent
Carlos: well, i just did
SixteenFamousHrs: well carlos,
SixteenFamousHrs: i just dont know if i can forgive you
SixteenFamousHrs: you have driven a plastic knife through my heart
Carlos: THEN DONT!
Carlos: you have driven a spork thru my pasta
SixteenFamousHrs: !!!!
SixteenFamousHrs: I did?
SixteenFamousHrs: God...
Carlos: yeah
SixteenFamousHrs: im an awful person
SixteenFamousHrs: im sorry Carlos
Carlos: yes you are!
SixteenFamousHrs: i didnt realize I did that to you
Carlos: GO GET ME MORE PASTA!
SixteenFamousHrs: I will!
SixteenFamousHrs: Ill get you pasta of all types!!!
SixteenFamousHrs: RAVIOLI, TORTELiNI, FETTUCINI
SixteenFamousHrs: whatever you want
SixteenFamousHrs: and ill, ill feed it to you
SixteenFamousHrs: cuz im just horrible
SixteenFamousHrs: how can you stand me?
Carlos: i can stand you up hahahaha
SixteenFamousHrs: YOU CANNOT!!!!
SixteenFamousHrs: I'll stand you up bitch
SixteenFamousHrs: ill stand you up hardcore
SixteenFamousHrs: with my super sweet ninja moves
SixteenFamousHrs: ill flip out
Carlos: and cut off a kid's head just cause he opened up a window?
SixteenFamousHrs: YES!
SixteenFamousHrs: YES!!!!
SixteenFamousHrs: Fuck, you got me mad now
SixteenFamousHrs: fuck your pasta
SixteenFamousHrs: get your own damn pasta
Carlos: haha. maybe i will
Carlos: cic's isnt open tho.. FUCK!!! IM PISSED NOW!

Chris: i got a song
Chris: when im feelin lonely
Chris: sad as i can be
Chris: all by myself an uncharted island in an endless sea
Chris: what makes me happy?
Chris: fills me up with glee?
Chris: those bones in my jaw, that dont have a flaw my shiny teeth and me!
Chris: my shiny teeth that twinkle, just like the stars in space. my shiny teeth that sparkle and add beauty to my face. my shiny that glisten just like a christmas tree. you know i'd walk a mile just to see me smile my shiny teeth and me!
SixteenFamousHrs: That is a beautiful song Chris
SixteenFamousHrs: it compells me to cry, and laugh, and smile
Chris: why should i talk to u when i got 32 shiny teeth in me!
SixteenFamousHrs: and it compells m eto brush my teeth
Chris: hahaha
SixteenFamousHrs: wait was that the end of the song?
Chris: lol
Chris: yeah
Chris: wait
Chris: the end goes
Chris: my shiny teeth are awesome, just like your favorite song
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