I Was Cheered Up
I had the most meaningful conversation tonight. It cheered me up greatly.
mark: yeah
Mark: its dumb
Mark: i've an elf hat on
Mark: to keep my ears and head warm
Mark: lo
dinosaurs bite: haha
dinosaurs bite: awe
dinosaurs bite: i have a sweatshirt on
dinosaurs bite: a USF sweatshirt
dinosaurs bite: cuz i <333 USF
Mark: lol i had a USF hoodie
Mark: but lost it or it got stolen
dinosaurs bite: stolen
Mark: whcih sucks ebcuase my brohter got it for me for hs graduation
dinosaurs bite: hmmm
Mark: adn it was really warm
dinosaurs bite: i bet one of those Remington College kids took it
dinosaurs bite: wannabes
Mark: or UT
Mark: stupid U of T
dinosaurs bite: Yeh haha
dinosaurs bite: what do you have against them?
Mark: they're always messing me up
Mark: i was driving yesterday
Mark: and i kid you not UT kids had layed not one but two spike strips across I-75 for me
Mark: naturally, i swerved toa void
Mark: and ended up running over like three of them
Mark: so i guess i learned them a lesson
Mark: but still, i hate swerving
Mark: and thats just one offense against perpetrated by them
dinosaurs bite: but
dinosaurs bite: why would they do that for you?
Mark: becuase i have their talisman, why else, ugh
dinosaurs bite: you do?
dinosaurs bite: lol
dinosaurs bite: well what if i get my T rex to eat them?
Mark: yeah that could work
Mark: ill give you half the talisman
Mark: its pretty good for eating and weighing stuff down
Mark: ...also its alriught for everlasting life and happiness
Mark: but mainly just eating and weighing
dinosaurs bite: haha
dinosaurs bite: howd you get that
dinosaurs bite: and why
dinosaurs bite: and such
Mark: welll... its a long story. long story short, i won it in high-stakes human chess from the mayor after i met him during my brief stint as a professional (and i do mean PROfessional) mimel.
Mark: *mime
dinosaurs bite: I see, wow. Thats a very sexy story.
Mark: oh yeah, it was a sexy mime carer
Mark: *career
Mark: maybe i should have mentioned it was strip-miming
Mark: kind of like strip-mining, but way less evil and way more awesome
Mark: (sorry i keep adding to this)
dinosaurs bite: I used to be a nuclear physicst and i worked under the close and careful direction of TuPac Shakur, who did not die, but retired so that he may pursue his first and real ambition of seperating atoms
Mark: did he succeed?
Mark: do tell!
dinosaurs bite: he lives in a giant hollowed out pumpkin on top of a mountain in Colorado, and he's made friends with the owls. They go into the city and bring him twizzlers and pineapple juice, and of course, messages from his close confidant Snoop doggy dogg. (who is really a professional #8)
dinosaurs bite: and as to his sucsess, TuPac Will tell you he doesnt measure his life in terms of sucsess, or failures
dinosaurs bite: but rather in cheese cubes
Mark: oh! yes ive seen this pumpkin
Mark: i spied it during one of my suborbital rocket flights during my days as a rocketman
Mark: where i had a rocketpack and ate ntohing but 8 kinds of rice
dinosaurs bite: yes, the pumpkin is only visible to those of us who have knowledge of the dinosaurs that still live
mark: yeah
Mark: its dumb
Mark: i've an elf hat on
Mark: to keep my ears and head warm
Mark: lo
dinosaurs bite: haha
dinosaurs bite: awe
dinosaurs bite: i have a sweatshirt on
dinosaurs bite: a USF sweatshirt
dinosaurs bite: cuz i <333 USF
Mark: lol i had a USF hoodie
Mark: but lost it or it got stolen
dinosaurs bite: stolen
Mark: whcih sucks ebcuase my brohter got it for me for hs graduation
dinosaurs bite: hmmm
Mark: adn it was really warm
dinosaurs bite: i bet one of those Remington College kids took it
dinosaurs bite: wannabes
Mark: or UT
Mark: stupid U of T
dinosaurs bite: Yeh haha
dinosaurs bite: what do you have against them?
Mark: they're always messing me up
Mark: i was driving yesterday
Mark: and i kid you not UT kids had layed not one but two spike strips across I-75 for me
Mark: naturally, i swerved toa void
Mark: and ended up running over like three of them
Mark: so i guess i learned them a lesson
Mark: but still, i hate swerving
Mark: and thats just one offense against perpetrated by them
dinosaurs bite: but
dinosaurs bite: why would they do that for you?
Mark: becuase i have their talisman, why else, ugh
dinosaurs bite: you do?
dinosaurs bite: lol
dinosaurs bite: well what if i get my T rex to eat them?
Mark: yeah that could work
Mark: ill give you half the talisman
Mark: its pretty good for eating and weighing stuff down
Mark: ...also its alriught for everlasting life and happiness
Mark: but mainly just eating and weighing
dinosaurs bite: haha
dinosaurs bite: howd you get that
dinosaurs bite: and why
dinosaurs bite: and such
Mark: welll... its a long story. long story short, i won it in high-stakes human chess from the mayor after i met him during my brief stint as a professional (and i do mean PROfessional) mimel.
Mark: *mime
dinosaurs bite: I see, wow. Thats a very sexy story.
Mark: oh yeah, it was a sexy mime carer
Mark: *career
Mark: maybe i should have mentioned it was strip-miming
Mark: kind of like strip-mining, but way less evil and way more awesome
Mark: (sorry i keep adding to this)
dinosaurs bite: I used to be a nuclear physicst and i worked under the close and careful direction of TuPac Shakur, who did not die, but retired so that he may pursue his first and real ambition of seperating atoms
Mark: did he succeed?
Mark: do tell!
dinosaurs bite: he lives in a giant hollowed out pumpkin on top of a mountain in Colorado, and he's made friends with the owls. They go into the city and bring him twizzlers and pineapple juice, and of course, messages from his close confidant Snoop doggy dogg. (who is really a professional #8)
dinosaurs bite: and as to his sucsess, TuPac Will tell you he doesnt measure his life in terms of sucsess, or failures
dinosaurs bite: but rather in cheese cubes
Mark: oh! yes ive seen this pumpkin
Mark: i spied it during one of my suborbital rocket flights during my days as a rocketman
Mark: where i had a rocketpack and ate ntohing but 8 kinds of rice
dinosaurs bite: yes, the pumpkin is only visible to those of us who have knowledge of the dinosaurs that still live