May 16, 2010 19:34
Title: What are troubling the Magnaes
Author: 15SujuBerries
Chapter: 9/?
Pairing: Leeteuk x Hyunjae, YeWook, KyuMin, HanChul, HaeHyuk others will be mentioned.
Rating: PG-13 - NC-17 (Possibly)
Genre: Romance, Humor, Fluff(?), Angst, Drama(?)
Disclaimer: I don’t own anyone in this fanfic besides HyunJae and this fic!
Warning: If you do not like Yaoi (BoyxBoy) do not read and there may be possible smut later in the story also.
A/N: This is my very first attempt on writing a fanfic.
Summary: Hyunjae is the new magnae in Super Junior. Kangin+Heechul=Trouble?
Chapter 9
Heechul: There is a reason for their awkwardness
Gura: What is it?
Heechul: A month after Hyunjae debuted; he borrowed one of Leeteuk’s favorite t-shirts. He should have returned it but he hasn’t! Since then, those two have been a bit awkward together.
Hyeejun: So you’re saying they became like that because of just one shirt?
Kyuhyun: There is another reason. Because Hyunjae is the magnae we like to tease him a lot, but when Leeteuk-hyung does it, he sometimes takes it very seriously because he is the leader.
Yesung: Because we’re performing together, we dress similarly. Because Heechul-hyung is a little unusual, he dresses a little differently from us… Basically, he dresses up in something unusual so before one performance he wanted Leeteuk-hyung to do the same…
Heechul: Bwoh!
Kangin: Hyunjae said to manager-hyung “I don’t understand why Leeteuk-hyung has to wear that! If he dresses like that, our choreography doesn’t look right at all!”
Gura and Hyeejun: Oh, oh~!
Kangin: Manager-hyung came and said, “Leeteuk, you should change your pants. Hyunjae said it doesn’t look right.” *everyone laughs*
Hyeejun: The manager just had to deliver that message!
Siwon: When we ordered food once, the atmosphere was good. Hyunjae said, “Leeteuk-hyung, I’m going to eat a spoon of your Kimchi fried rice!” (Informally) While Leeteuk was shocked by the 1st hit of Hyunjae’s informal language, without saying anything, he ate his egg.
Hyeejun: But the egg is the highlight of the Kimchi fried rice!
Kangin: I’m not lying at all. He slammed his spoon down, said, “Aish!” and left.
Hyeejun: Because his fried egg was eaten, he said, “Aish!” and left?
Kangin: Really
Hyeejun: He got angry?
Hangeng: Wait… no that wasn’t Leeteuk who did that… it was Heechul-ah… *points to Heechul and everyone laughs*
Siwon: OH! I remember now!
Hyeejun: Why would you do that to the helpless magnae?! *everyone laughs harder as he points to Heechul*
Heechul: Fried egg is my favorite! *everyone laughs even harder* Yah! I said sorry after!
Gura: Wait, where are those two now?
Heechul: They were given some kind of mission
~~~~~Meanwhile~~~~~
Hyunjae: Are we really setting up a tent? *Leeteuk looks up from his phone* Why do we have to set up a tent when we have a room already? (There’s a reason for everything;D)
Leeteuk: …
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Gura: I didn’t know about those two! *Takes note from someone*
Hyeejun: Isn’t this a twist?
Gura: As expected, Leeteuk has his rule. He doesn’t appear if he’s not the main guest!
Everyone: *Nods and say oh~ as an agreement*
Hyeejun: Ah, that’s right! No wonder he’s the main guest!
Kangin: If Heechul hyung didn’t do the interview about Leeteuk hyung and Hyunjae, then he would have probably not come! *points to Heechul and everyone laughs*
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Gura: Look at this! (Referring to the note he’s now holding)
Gura: *Reads* Leeteuk and Hyunjae are today’s second main pair
Kangin and Sungmin: Ah~
Gura: They’re the second team for today’s Intimate Note
Hyeejun: That’s right! 1st team, 2nd team!
Gura: *Reads* You will go to the rooftop and tell those two that they are the main guests
Hyeejun: This sounds fun!
Gura: Ah, that side doesn’t know anything, right?
Someone: They don’t know anything! They’re just setting up a tent!
Hyeejun: It must be awkward for them!
~~~~~Meanwhile~~~~~
Hyunjae: We’re really doing this. This is a huge hit, seriously.
Leeteuk: Can’t we just spread it out and sleep on it?
Hyunjae: Then wouldn’t we be sleeping like this *Lies on the ground with the unset tent on top of him*
Leeteuk: … Aish, might as well do gag! *Imitates a person with nunchucks* Do it quickly!
Hyunjae: If you put this in and spread it out completely, the shape of the tent appears *Tries to remember how Yunho-hyung did it*
Leeteuk: What is this?! This is a curtain! *holds the other side of the hanging tent*
~~~~~Tent is finally set up~~~~~
Leeteuk: What is this? *Both in the tent while someone is bringing a note*
Someone: Please write an Intimate Note that can make Kangin and Sungmin more closer *Hyunjae takes note*
Hyunjae: A mission?
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Leeteuk: The two… will hug each other tightly and lie down!
Hyunjae: Is that a little too much?
Leeteuk: The two will lie down and hug each other tightly, then say three examples of when they were sorry or when they did something wrong to each other
Hyunjae: That’s pretty good!
Leeteuk: As soon as the idea pops up…
Hyunjae: It seems like a good idea
Leeteuk: Also, the receiving person will say “It’s okay,” while looking at each other’s face, the others gaze.
~~~~~Later on the rooftop~~~~~
Gura: But you know, they don’t tell even me about these things!
Hyeejun: We didn’t know either! We knew absolutely nothing!
Gura: Those two are sitting in the tent right now. *Points to Leeteuk and Hyunjae who are below them* They’re really pitiful *Everyone laughs*
Gura: They really do look pitiful in the tent! *Leeteuk and Hyunjae aren’t talking that much and awkward* Those two are very funny together
Gura: Hey! *shouts to Leeteuk and Hyunjae from the rooftop*
Hyunjae: When did they all meet like that?
Gura: The members said they have something to say to you two!
Hyunjae: Us?
Hyeejun: Yes!
Kangin: As I look at Leeteuk-hyung and Hyunjae from here, you look really close! *Leeteuk just laughs even if they are both confused*
Hyeejun: I don’t think they understood!
Gura: You guys are also the targets of Intimate Note!
Hyeejun: PWAAHAHAHA! You two are the main characters! *Both look shocked*
Hyunjae: Us two?
Heechul: Yes! To be honest, we did all this because of you guys!
Hyeejun: I heard your relationship is that bad! I heard it was the worst!
Heechul: We prepared this since two weeks ago!
Leeteuk: Really?
Hyeejun: You guys seem burdened!
Leeteuk: To be honest! There’s no reason for me to be here since I’m not the main guest!
Gura: I heard Leeteuk became sulky because of one t-shirt!
Leeteuk: Yah! You told them everything?!
Heechul: At least I said sorry after being mean to our magnae who ate my fried egg on my Kimchi fried rice! *Hyunjae falls to the ground laughing*
Gura: You two! The members said they have something on the show!
Ryeowook: Hyunjae-ah!
Kangin: “Hyunjae, you jerk!” Like this.
Ryeowook: Hyunjae, you jerk! *everyone laughs* Seriously, exercise more often! *Everyone laughs*
Gura: Oh~
Ryeowook: You eat sweets as much as you eat dinner! You eat too much dinner too! You are worrying me with your health! You don’t even exercise that much!! WHY ARE YOU SO SKINNY! You scared me when you did that the first month you were with us!! EAT WELL AND LIVE WELL BY YOURSELF! (Threatens)
Hyunjae: Yah!
Ryeowook: You eat mochi and Dango like there’s no tomorrow! *Hyunjae still on the ground* Exercise more and eat more healthy food!
Hyunjae: No, I don’t each that much…! You and Sungmin hyung do the same! You always take the candy I buy!
Ryeowook: You’re too noisy! *Hyunjae falls to the ground again* Dongsaeng, I love you!
Gura: That was good! But then his ending was “I love you”
Hyeejun: It was a little weird though
Sungmin: Leeteuk-ah!
Leeteuk: BWOH!? *Looks mad then does, a just kidding sign*
Sungmin: Leeteuk-hyung!
Leeteuk: Yeah?
Sungmin: You say I’m too loud when I sleep but look who’s talking! When you sleep you hug anything or anyone near you! You snore sometimes! You grind your teeth! What else?! Hyunjae told me once after a month being with us “Why does Leeteuk-hyung always hug me when we sleep? Am I a teddy bear? If he wants to hug a bear than he should sleep beside Kangin-hyung! They do the same so they can hug each other!!” This is why we made Hyunjae sleep with you so we don’t have to!
Gura: You guys are going to give your magnae heart problems if he can’t control himself from laughing. *everyone laughs*
Sungmin: Hyung, I love you! Don’t hate me~
Hyunjae: He must not enjoy hugging all of you since he hugs me all the time, when he sleeps until he wakes up!
Sugmin: He hugs you because he thinks you are his lumpy pillow!
Hyunjae: Hyung, once I slept beside you. Didn’t you say that when you sleep, you mistake me for your cute stuffy? *Does aegyo*
Leeteuk: Yah! It sounds weird that way! I got it, I love you! Let’s see about it back home!
Leeteuk: Kangin’s doing it too?
Hyunjae: We’ll pass this one!
Leeteuk and Hyunjae: Pass!
Gura: Why?
Leeteuk & Hyunjae: We’ll pass this one!
Leeteuk: I’ll think it’ll be okay if we don’t hear him!
Kangin: LEETEUK LEADER-SSHI, YOU JERK!! Hyunjae, nowadays you are hanging out with other people am I right? You’re with Jonghyun, Hongki and Joon aren’t you!
Hyunjae: I’ve known them since I was little though!
Kangin: Magnae! The first month you were with us, you told them how scared you were of me, didn’t you?! *Hyunjae laughs again*
Hyunjae: WHAT ELSE DID THEY TELL YOU?!?!
Kangin: No! It was your brother Yunho!! He told me, Leeteuk and Heechul a lot about you!
Hyunjae: Hyungnim! Mianhae, I was scared of you because you kept yelling YAH! BWOH! Ect… and you were scary when you were mad! Mianhae~ *Does Aegyo again*
Kangin: I also realized that when you do aegyo at me, you do it so that I feel guilty because I am revealing things about you!
Hyunjae: YAH!!
Heechul: Hongki said you believed in Aliens in grade two! He said you’re weird so don’t mind you!
Hyunjae: Yah! They did also!! He’s the one who convinced me when we were young!!
Kangin: HE SAID HE HATES YOU!! Wait… he said he hated Heechul…
Heechul: YAH!! WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS MIXING UP PEOPLE WITH ME?!?!
Gura: It seems like its true…
Hangeng: End in a good note!
Kangin: I love you!
Gura: Hangeng? You speak well in situations like this, don’t you?
Hangeng: I speak completely well
Hyeejun: Wow, even his pronunciation is perfect! *Kim Gura and Mun Hyeejun are amazed*
Hangeng: I’m really going crazy because of Leeteuk! Leeteuk-ah!
Leeteuk: Yes?
Hangeng: I always cooked Ramen for you back home, but… Don’t you remember what happened a few days ago? I cooked ramen for you, but you ate it alone then return to your room. You didn’t let me have a bite even though I kept waiting for it… wait no, that was Heechul… Anyways, you’re mean! *Everyone starts laughing*
Gura: “You’re mean” Wow, he knows a lot of Korean words. His pronunciation is perfect!
Hangeng: Hyunjae! You’re perfect! You’re doing well! I love you.
Gura: Then what does this make Heechul and Leeteuk! There mean! *Hyunjae gives thumbs up to Hangeng while he does the same*
Heechul: Now that I think about it… Hangeng never teases the younger ones except for the older ones like himself… You’re mean!
Hangeng: Heechul and Leeteuk-ah. Its okay, I love you!
Gura: I’m looking forward to Heechul’s comments
Heechul: I’ll throw out the bait first!
You went from rags to riches, you bastard! It’s good to see that, but you really don’t have any loyalty! I feel like you’re going to stab hyung in the back! I can’t trust you!
Leeteuk: He’s like that every once in a while
Kangin: You really don’t have any loyalty! Your style is a little like that of a backstabber! A backstabber!
Heechul: And Leeteuk-ah! Snoring, talking, and grinding your teeth, hugging our magnae. Pick just one! You have too many sleeping habits!
Kangin: I’LL KICK YOU OUT OF OUR ROOM!!
Leeteuk: Yah, Heechul! Kangin! I’ll reveal everything about you!
Heechul: I’m sorry! Leeteuk! I love you! *Makes a heart shape with his arms*
Kangin: Milky skin, leader-sshi! *Kangin says it like it was a song and everyone follows*
Leeteuk: We love you, leader-sshi! *Everyone does the same again*
Gura: That was fun
~~~~~Last person~~~~~
Kangin: There’s a “Kim Gura” in Super Junior
Gura: Who?
Kangin: Kyunhyun
Gura: Ah, this friend! You didn’t have any parts today. Since all you did was say your name so far, talk a lot.
Kyuhyun: First, Hyunjae-dongsaeng! I won’t speak formally! Hyunjae! I like your image as a disloyal, backstabbing subject!
Gura: Oh~
Hyeejun: What is this?
Kyuhyun: I hope you keep that image from now on!
Hyunjae: Your words just seem nice! In the end, you’re still saying I’m a backstabber!
Kyuhyun: That’s right! And Leeteuk-hyung, I won’t speak formally to you either!
Leeteuk-ah! Back when we had a bad experience, Leeteuk-ah, you took care of me a lot! I wasn’t ready to accept hyung back then! But I’m ready to accept hyung now! I express often that I like hyung and I do a lot of gag, but how come you don’t accept me?
YOU ALWAYS PLAY WITH JUST DBSK!! *Points to him*
Leeteuk: They treat me well!
Hyunjae: Better than how they treat me! *everyone laughs*
Kyuhyun: I treat you well too! Yah! Hyunjae, how come you stopped talking with me at home now?!?!
I treat you well too!!
Leeteuk: THIS IS TREATING ME WELL?! Gathering everyone and doing a secret camera!!
Kangin: Yah! Hyunjae! I and Hongki looked alike back when I was thin!
Hangeng: Leeteuk-ah! Don’t teach me cuss words! *everyone laughs because of his perfect Korean*
Leeteuk: Just when did I ever teach you cuss words?! THAT’S HEECHUL!!
Hangeng: Sorry! I love you!
Super Junior: Milky skin, leader-sshi! We love you, leader-sshi!
Super Junior: Leeteuk, Hyunjae! We love you! *Everyone makes a heart shape with their arms*
Gura: “We love you” Ah, this was fun
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Gura: There’s a huge twist
Hyeejun: What twist?
Gura: We gave them a note. They wrote a mission for Kangin and Sungmin. But they’re going to be doing it instead. *everyone laughs*
Gura: It’s like the idiom, “Lying down and spitting.”
Hyeejun: That’s right!
Gura: Leeteuk would have definitely written something extreme thinking he’s writing it for them
Ryeowook: Wow, this is huge
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3rd person POV
The people who are on the rooftop are now sitting down on chairs with a T.V. in front of them on the rooftop to observe the two down there in the tent…
Gura: We are going to continue like before. You have the note you wrote a little while ago, right? *says through a speaker*
Hyunjae: Yes!
Gura: Can you read it for us?
Hyunjae: *Reads* While lying down and hugging tightly, you will say three examples of when you wanted to apologize to the other.
Gura: And then?
Hyunjae: *Reads* The other will say “It’s okay” and accept the apology *Sungmin laughs*
Gura: The idea’s good
Siwon: How warm~
Gura: You guys know you’re going to be doing that, don’t you? *Hyunjae lies down laughing and Leeteuk does the same*
Gura: You didn’t know?
Hyeejun: They didn’t know! They’re going to be lying down in the tent.
Gura: You guys are the main characters!
Hangeng: Watching them for some years, I don’t remember ever seeing them hold hands.
Heechul: Why would men hold hands?!
Hangeng: Just handshakes
Sungmin: Hyung, you told me to kiss you in a concert!
Heechul: Ah, that…
Gura: He has enemies on all sides
Hyeejun: He has a lot of enemies
~~~~~Leeteuk and Hyunjae’s Note~~~~~
Hyunjae’s POV
Leeteuk-hyung put his arm under my head then put my arm on his waist.
Heechul: You’re embarrassed? What is this?! Is this a movie?
Me: Ah~ Seriously! *I start laughing like a crazy person*
Kangin: Hug quickly!
Kyuhyun: Aren’t they supposed to be hugging tightly?
Sungmin: Yes, they have to hug tightly
Me: Aroso!! *I put one of my legs over his legs then start covering my face for three seconds in embarrassment*
Leeteuk: That’s right! I wrote that… ah~ *He hugs me tightly and hides his face on my shoulder and stays like that*
Me: Ahhh~ Ah hahaha!
Hyeejun: This is beautiful!
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Me: In the past, the t-shirt… *It was hard to talk because we were still in the same hugging position, staring at each other*
To be honest, Kibum said it was his and lent it to me, I didn’t know it was hyung’s. I’m sorry for not returning that to you.
Leeteuk: Then give it to me now
Me: I don’t have it. Sorry
Leeteuk: It’s okay. *Hugs me then I hug back… my leg is still on top of his…*
Gura: Hyunjae looks a lot like Yunho and Hyuna… like the cute, small girl version of Yunho… and the boyish small version of Hyuna… but he looks more like Yunho.
Sungmin: Yes, you’re right, he has his mother’s eyes so he doesn’t have small or big ones! *Everyone laughs*
Leeteuk: The first time I scolded you, I didn’t know it wasn’t your fault and I was too harsh that I made you cry, I wasn’t in a good mood you see so, I became completely angry. I’m sorry. *He hugs me wholeheartedly this time* I bought you a bunch of your favorite candy after then scolded Kangin because it was actually his fault.
Me: It’s okay *I hug back* Hyung, that time on a music show, when you only wore different pants, everyone was wearing black pants, but you wore red pants.
Leeteuk: You complained to Manager-hyung, didn’t you?
Me: Yes. For complaining to manager-hyung and making you change pants…
Leeteuk: I didn’t change clothes in the end because Heechul forced me
Me: I’m sorry hyung
Leeteuk: It’s okay *Hugs me more comfortably*
Me: Hyung, wear whatever you want from now on
Leeteuk: Because you complained to manager-hyung, I got really angry at you. So in the end manager-hyung said, “If we make Leeteuk change clothes, I don’t think we’ll ever see Hyunjae again in our lives.” I wore what I wanted to wear. Did you cry then also?
Me: Sorry. *I hug him quickly*
Heechul: This is really touching!
Gura: Heechul, aren’t you the one who started most of their problems, you’re the one who wanted to make Leeteuk wear red pants!
Leeteuk: That’s right!
Heechul: This is the reason why I did the interview
Yesung: I bet you main reason was that you wanted to go on T.V. *Everyone laughs*
Leeteuk: It’s okay. I want to see only smiles on your face *Hugs me again*
Heechul: They’re gradually getting comfortable in their position!
Me: I, the last thing I want to apologize for… I still don’t know hyung’s number *Everyone laughs*
Leeteuk: …
Ryeowook: He really doesn’t know!
Leeteuk: Let’s apologize for the same thing then. I don’t know your number either!
Heechul: They only have each other’s old number
Hyeejun: There even trading numbers like this
Me: It’s okay *He hugs me tighter and longer this time… I don’t want to let go but that would be weird and were filming…*
Kangin: This is nice though because it seems like they got rid of a lot of their tension
~~~~~Kyuhyun & Heechul’s Note~~~~~
3rd Person POV
Heechul & Kyuhyun: Please come here! *Brings down note with a rope from the rooftop*
Leeteuk: *Reads* While running around the tent…
Hyunjae: Ah, what is this?!
Heechul: The part written right after is the key point!
Leeteuk: *Reads* When you get caught, you will hug tightly and turn
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Leeteuk: Start!
Hyunjae: Try catching me~ *Runs cutely around the tent*
Leeteuk: If I catch you, you’re in trouble!
Hyunjae: Leeteuk is an idiot~ *Leeteuk changes direction and runs faster to Hyunjae*
Hyunjae: Wait! Wait! *Tries to run away quickly but ends up stumbling to the ground* Hyung, I made a mistake. *Hyunjae is on his knees in front of scary-Teuk*
Gura: Wait, this isn’t the kind of picture we wanted!
Ryeowook: This is strange! Do it again!
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Leeteuk: Start!
Hyunjae: Try catching me~ *Tries to look cute and skip*
Leeteuk: Don’t get caught~
Hyunjae I won’t get caught~
Leeteuk: If you get caught, you’ll get punished by me~ *Hyunjae goes into the tent to hide but Leeteuk notices and shakes it*
Hyunjae: Whoo~!
Hyunjae: Wait! Wait! *Runs more quickly, then falls down, Leeteuk picks him up and hugs him tightly and turns*
Hyunjae: I got caught!
Leeteuk: Hyunjae! You’re turning with me! *Lets him go then Hyunjae falls on the tent and everyone laughs*
~~~~~All the members on the rooftop now~~~~~
Gura: Please come here now
Hyunjae: How could so many people plot behind us?
Gura: No, to be honest, even we didn’t know
Leeteuk: Really
Gura: Only Heechul knew among us
Hyeejun: That’s a backstabber!
~~~~~Next note~~~~~
Gura: *Reads* Leeteuk and Hyunjae’s, Kangin and Sungmin’s Intimate fighter will begin. While throwing the mic in turns, you will say your inner thoughts, which you weren’t able to say to each other.
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Hyunjae: Are we supposed to think of the other as a close friend? Or…
Heechul: You just have to say without worries whatever you’ve been wanting to say.
Hyunjae: I’ll drop the honorifics, hyung. Leeteuk-ah! Is your occupation… a singer or a netizen?
Hyeejun: What do you mean by “netizen?”
Hyunjae: You spend more days managing your mini homepage than singing! What do you think about practicing your singing for once? *Throws mic*
Everyone: Oh~!
Heechul: Please pick up the mic!
Leeteuk: One of the reasons we’re awkward is because of your approach to broadcasting. For example, when I say you’re playing around, Kangin will say “Sorry, I’m playing” Like that, you heard those too, “Hyung, sorry” those words, I end up being scolded! Hyunjae’s fans really scolded me! Do you know why Heechul left our SJ fan café?! *Throws mic at Hyunjae*
Hyeejun: You left the fan café? Super Junior’s *Points at Heechul in disbelief*
Heechul: You! You! You! You! Your fans all scolded me!! *Points to Hyunjae, Leeteuk, Kyuhyun and Ryeowook*
Hyeejun: That many?!
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Hyunjae: …
Hyunjae: The truth is I don’t know you well enough to fight back!! *Throws mic back at Leeteuk and everyone gasps or laughs* To be honest, you don’t tell me anything!
Gura: Why you won’t tell him anything?
Leeteuk: I do but he doesn’t listen, just pays attention to eating or watching drama!! *Everyone laughs harder*
Leeteuk: I wanted to protect your broadcasted image. Take your shoes off.
Heechul: Take his shoes off? What’s inside?
Gura: Why? *Leeteuk takes his shoe off then takes out the insoles* Insoles! You also have them, right? *Looks at Mun Hyeejun who doesn’t respond* Is that it…
Kangin: Let’s cast a vote who has insoles on
Gura: Let’s guess
Hyeejun: Sungmin!
Heechul: Ryeowook’s a big hit!
Ryeowook: What?!
Gura: Let’s protect him. You know Boom, his are this high *Showing them with his hands that it’s as big as a brick*
Heechul: Members choose which member has to self reflect and stand behind the more bad member
Kangin: Behind the member who’s extremely bad, Hyunjae you speak first
Hyunjae: If members stand behind me, I will modestly accept. I will work harder from now on *Closed eyes, facing his back to the members, most members are going to Leeteuk already*
Leeteuk: This recording ends today but living with me it’s only just begun after this! *The members who went behind Leeteuk backed away*
Super Junior: Milky white skin, leader-sshi! We love you, leader-sshi!
Gura: Start!
Members behind Leeteuk:
- Sungmin
- Hangeng
Members behind Hyunjae:
- Kangin
- Heechul
- Siwon
- Eunhyuk
- Donghae
- Kibum
- Yesung
- Ryeowook
Ryeowook: *Hugs Hyunjae*
Gura: Why did majority choose Hyunjae?
Ryeowook: Choosing Leeteuk hyung has consequences… he can be just as scary as Heechul! *Everyone laughs*
Hyeejun: Everyone’s scared
Kangin: Hangeng is like “Where do I stand?” I said any. “Do we stand behind our friend?”
Hangeng: We stand behind the bad guy right?
Hyeejun: Yes, behind the bad guy
Hangeng: Then I stood right *Everyone laughs harder*
~~~~~Self Reflection Time~~~~~
Hyunjae: The member who is also in charge of dancing and singing will concentrate on dancing and singing. And! I will no longer use insoles and eat fewer sweets!
Heechul: Really?!
Hyunjae: BUT! Hyeejun-hyung recommended to me. If there are air shoe lifts, I will consider them. Also, Leeteuk-hyung. I was playing around!
Leeteuk: Me too!
Hyunjae: I hope you will smile happily! *Everyone claps then Leeteuk hugs Hyunjae*
~~~~~Kangin & Sungmin Intimate Fighter~~~~~
Heechul: Sungmin first! Intimate fight!
Hyeejun: Woah! That’s good!!
Sungmin: I will speak informally.
You have favoritism over you dongsaengs, especially Hyunjae.
Gura: Oh~ It’s not Heechul’s fault this time!
Sungmin: Just then as well. We’re all hungry, we’re all together recording. You feed the other members but you don’t give any to me. *Throws mic*
Heechul: Oh my god! It turned twice in the air!
Kangin: As a man you’re too petty! If you want to eat something, just eat something. You’re just waiting for others to give it to you, that’s troublesome! *Swings mic at Sungmin*
Sungmin: Be a man. When we’re practicing, practice. *Hyunjae smiles because Sungmin is stronger*
Kangin: *Walks angry towards Hyunjae then goes back and everyone laughs* Originally I didn’t want to say this. Who went on entertainment shows and got our name known? What did you do? *Throws mic*
Hyeejun: Do you accept that?
Hyunjae: Yes
Leeteuk: We all acknowledge that!
Kangin: *Walks angry to Hyunjay again* What are you accepting?
Hyunjae: Why are you aiming arrows at me for?
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Sunmin: Up to now, you’ve done a lot for our group. A lot of entertainment shows, a musical…
Kangin: Don’t pretend to be kind! *Walks up to Sungmin*
Sungmin: …short films, become a radio DJ. *Leeteuk pushes Kangin back* At that time, I lost weight and went to a dermatologist.
Leeteuk: WEIGHT!! *Everyone laughs and Hyunjae falls to the ground then hugs Kangin*
Sungmin: I worked out! *Throws mic*
Leeteuk: Because of his weight, Kangin is stressed over it
Heechul: WHY ARE YOU EMPHASIZING IT?! *Kangin threatening to hit Leeteuk with the giant microphone and Kyuhyun just smiles*
Kangin: What are you smiling at? *Points at Kyuhyun then walk angrily to the laughing Hyunjae on the ground*
Leeteuk: Have mercy to the magne! *Pushes Kangin away and Kyuhyun then Hyunjae laugh harder*
Kangin: I recognize that…
Super Junior: He has nothing to say, nothing to say *Kangin threatens to hit all of them*
Kangin: You! Who is your dermatologist? (He means, your dermatologist isn’t a good one or that he/she isn’t a dermatologist, or they did a bad job. He’s not asking so that he can go there, it’s an insult not compliment.)
Leeteuk: That’s too mean!
Kangin: Ah, I think I lost! *Throws mic*
~~~~~Self Reflection~~~~~
Kangin: If someone asks me what my crimes are. I’ll say, Favoritism over dongsaengs, not practicing hard, and gaining weight…
Leeteuk: It’s getting sad
Kangin: From now on, I will love Sungmin. I will lose weight and become a cool hyung and member. I will self-reflect. *Everyone claps then Sungmin and Kangin hug*
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Gura: Oh, another note.
Gura: *Reads* Leeteuk, Hyunjae VS Kangin, Sungmin VS Heechul, Hangeng, Eunhyuk, Donghae, Yesung, Ryeowook, Kyuhyun, Siwon, Kibum enter dinner’s “Intimate team work challenge”
Gura: It’s saying that before eating we have to get tired? *Kyuhyun and Hyunjae fall to the ground laughing together again*
~~~~~On field~~~~~
(The game there playing is like charades, where one person has to guess what the other is doing or what they are acting out etc. After every correct guess, both people in the group have to switch so one of them has to guess or act, the objective is to complete many problems before time runs out, the group who guesses the most wins.)
Gura: We’ll begin now. *Heechul and Eunhyuk go first*
Heechul: *Dances “U go girl”*
Hyeejun: What is this?
Eunhyuk: Lee Hyori!
Gura: Correct! Switch, switch!
Eunhyuk: What is this? *Looks at note then spins around and moves arms everywhere*
Heechul: Ninja.
Eunhyuk: *Pretends to kiss someone*
Leeteuk: Ah~
Heechul: Kiss. Tango!
Gura: They’re allowed to pass three times?
Heechul: What is this?!
Gura: If you don’t know, you can pass
Heechul: Gone with the wind!
Gura: Okay! Success!
Hyeejun: This was difficult!
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Heechul: *Puts his palms of his hand under his chin and bounces in the air with one leg up and one down each time*
Hyeejun: It’s something scary
Gura: Your guess at first glance?
Eunhyuk: Jurassic Park?
Gura: It’s similar
Heechul: *Pretends to cut off his ‘tail’*
Eunhyuk: A quiz adventure into the Mysterious World!
Hyeejun: It’s similar! It comes out a lot on there!
Gura: You can pass! You can pass!
Eunhyuk: A lizard! A lizard? Ah, the frilled lizard!
Gura: Correct!
Hyeejun: It might be better to pass sometimes!
Eunhyuk: *Goes on the floor then stands*
Heechul: Wrestling!
Eunhyuk: Okay!
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Gura: You only have 10 seconds left
Heechul: Uwahh~ *Moves around like a crazy person*
Eunhyuk: Kim Heung Gook!
Heechul: No! No!
Hyeejun: Time over!
Heechul: This is the Swallowtail Butterfly! Uwahh~
Kangin: Do it again!
Heechul: Uwahh~
Gura: You should have gotten this right!
Hyeejun: Heechul-Eunhyuk team got 7 problems
~~~~~Sungmin & Kangin~~~~~
Sungmin: *Dances So Nyuh Shi Dae*
Kangin: SNSD
Kangin: *Pretends to pick something up that’s heavy*
Sungmin: Weightlifting
Hyeejun: Wow, they’re fast! Next problem
Sungmin: *Acts out pottery scene in a movie*
Kangin: Ghost
Hyeejun: What was that?! He got the answer from looking at just this!
Kangin: *Pretends to be a monkey*
Sungmin: Monkey
Hyeejun: What is this?!
Kangin: *Dances “Sorry, sorry”*
Gura: They can’t get this wrong
Sungmin: Sorry, Sorry
Heechul: It’s too easy!
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Kangin: *Does his version of a sexy(?) dance XD*
Hyunjae: Pervert!!
Sungmin: Pervert! Cheap dance. Sexy dance?
Gura: Correct
Heechul: Where did you look to think sexy?
Sungmin: *Does a dance*
Kangin: Crazy person.
Hyeejun: Time over!
Gura: What is this?! You guys are so bad at this! *Points to Heechul and Eunhyuk*
Heechul: They had easy problems!
Gura: 12 problems
~~~~~Leeteuk and Hyunjae~~~~~
Hyunjae: *Pretends to skate*
Leeteuk: Ballet, ballet, ballet! Turn, turn! Jazz! Oh, okay! Skate! Kim Yuna!
Gura: Wow, he was fast!
Leeteuk: *Swimming*
Hyunjae: Swimming!
Hyunjae: *Titanic*
Leeteuk: Okay, jazz! Turn! Kiss! Saranghae! I love you! Bunjee-jumping! Ah~! TITANIC!!
Gura: Correct!
Heechul: Don’t shout!
Leeteuk: *Kangaroo*
Hyunjae: A pregnant lady! *Everyone laughs*
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Leeteuk: *Candy*
Hyunjae: Mun Hyeejun~! *Runs up then Leeteuk threaten to hit Hyunjae’s head, so he sits back down*
Hyeejun: I almost said “Here~!”
Hyunjae: Candy!
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Gura: They used up all their passes now
Hyunjae: *Wiggles then stomps the ground*
Leeteuk: Even a worm will turn when stepped on!
Gura: He’s good!
Leeteuk: *Twinkle Twinkle*
Hyunjae: Jingle jingle! Smile smile! Bright bright!
Heechul: Failed!
Gura: Time over! It was Twinkle Twinkle!
Hyunjae: That’s not how you do Twinkle Twinkle!
Gura: Why do you have so much to say when you were the one who didn’t do well? *Hyunjae falls to the ground* You got everything wrong towards the end!
Hyeejun: Leeteuk and Hyunjae team succeeded in getting 10 problems. Because Kangin-sshi and Sungmin-sshi won, we will give you the pork cutlets!
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Kangin’s POV
The game was finished. All we did was carry an Intimate bag that was fairly heavy and big.
First stage - Use bottoms to sit on the balloon.
Second stage - Move while holding onto a member.
Third stage - Get into sacks and jump. First team to get the flag wins.
Leeteuk and Hyunjae won the other dish, and then we ate dinner
~~~~~Mr. & Miss. Intimate~~~~~
Hyunjae’s POV
Gura: *Someone brings in a note* Oh, I think this is the 17th note now. We’re already up to a novel.
Hyeejun: No.17
Gura: *Reads* Right now it’s Hyunjae VS Sungmin, Leeteuk VS Kangin, Mr. & Miss Intimate contest.
Kangin: Come on. I’m fat. I’ll look like an ahjumma!
Leeteuk: Look at the hair on my legs
Sungmin: We’re already intimate now. We don’t have to
Leeteuk: There’s enough for the program
Kangin: Wait, you said Mr. also right? Who are the men and who are dressing as girls?
Gura: Sungmin and Hyunjae and you two will be the men
Kangin: Hyunjae has an advantage though, he looks like a girl without or with makeup and a wig! He just needs to put on a dress and he can fool anyone!
Gura: Do you want to dress up as a girl instead then?
Kangin: NO!!
Hyeejun: Normally, to this time, they’ll all say the same thing.
Gura: Other will say also “I want to go home” LGG only recorded an hour and then left for home. Sorry but… *Reads* Each team chooses four members who you are confident that will make you pretty or more handsome.
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Heechul: My concept is year 2009’s popular trend
Gura: He’s really good.
Hyeejun: That! Don’t I talk like that every day!
Gura: Heechul’s in independent activities. Let’s let him come here to host.
Hyeejun: Does it look like I’m worried? No, I’m not
Eunhyuk: You can change it now
Hyeejun: You’re more detestable!
Ryeowook: I’ve been to an Incheon art academy
Gura: Really?
Hyeejun: Incheon Art Academy. Incheon Art Academy’s famous. Incheon’s famous for its soda and Art academy!
Gura: It’s soda is famous?
Hyeejun: Incheon’s soda. WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THAT?!
Gura: Do rock, paper, scissors *Hyunjae VS Kangin… Hyunjae wins*
Me: I choose Hangeng and Siwon hyung! Hangeng’s style’s not bad, his physiques not bad either. Heechul’s style is not bad either but he doesn’t have a butt. *Everyone laughs*
Gura: Where? Let’s see… There really isn’t!
Hyeejun: That’s not an MC’s butt! That’s not good. *Everyone laughs harder* It has to be like this *Moves his butt out*
Gura: Not only speaking is important. The butt is too. Is that so?
Kyuhyun: I have something to say. My mum opens an Art academy
Gura: Really?
Hyeejun: Why are you saying it now?
Heechul: I went to an Art academy’s kindergarten
Hyeejun: Ay, if you’ve been from an Art academy’s kindergarten then you can’t be an MC. *Everyone laughs* There’s no link between an Art academy and MCing
Gura: We know, we know
Kangin: Then I pick Kyuhyun and Yesung!
Gura: Leeteuk?
Leeteuk: Kibum and Heechul!
Sungmin: Donghae and Eunhyuk!
Gura: There will be points; no wig gives you more points so feel free to do their hair for the people who are dressing as girls.
[A/N: This chapter would be too long if I kept going so it will be continued on chapter 10, I might not have time to update chapter 10 tomorrow so I’ll give you a hint: There will be another group in the show, but they will just be J_ _ _ _ _ _. Ugh! I couldn’t post this chapter yesterday at 12 because my mom made me go to bed! Aw, I have school tomorrow which means more Homework TT-TT]
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