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[15percentgecko]

'Allo

Some of you may already recognize me from my Icon, but I am Reginald D. Gecko, the Geico mascot. I was visiting Geico.com today to see if they had added anything new to the sight when my homepage (Yahoo, must check on the stocks, you know) when I saw one of the little tickers mention something about a site called 'Livejournal'.

Now, it's my

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[slobberymongrel]

My brother's name is Reg.

[15percentgecko]

Really? Well, isn't that a coincidence?

Nice to meet you, sir. And what might your name be?

[slobberymongrel]

Sirius Black. Pleasure, mate.

So.

I cant help but notice you're a gecko. Is that a usual thing, or are you going to get better??

[15percentgecko]

Same, Mister Sirius.

I was born a gecko and plan to stay a gecko for the rest of my life, actually.

And I'm a Day Gecko, if you are wondering.

[slobberymongrel]

Just checking.

Im a magical talking Wonder Dog.

[15percentgecko]

Oh, that's interesting