HAPPY BIRTHDAY FIRTHGAL!!
But for whom would I come from hibernation
For Alice or Jenny? Or perhaps a stiff libation?
Yet no, for Firthgal, Firthgal!
The ever-loving Mirth Gal!
She watches Korean Dramas
Which to Bunny may as well be Llamas
But oh! The history we had
Watching good show and bad
So long as they contained a Crews
But to watch the news....
Chick-Fil-A
Turned out to be Anti Gay
Ironic.....
Considering how she loves a colonic
(Administered from one hot, hot man to another)
Though our obsessions have grown thin,
Oy Vey, Life? Where do I begin?
Despite the years
And cancellation induced tears
I wish you a Happy Birthday
A Truly Happy Firthday!