th' Pirate King's state o' th' ship o' state address (translation link)

[15_the_circle]

[OT from cottage renovations]

arrrrr, swabbies, point yer browsers t' www.thismodernworld.com/speech.html

almost makes it bearable.
almost.

Comments

[anonymous]

Avast, Matey!

I di' decipher th' wrtin' dawn er thet rapscallion of a Cap'n, and whilst th' language gave me an guffaw, ther content did make haveta run t' th' rail and heeve me guts over, likun a 'lubber in 'is first rough seas.

Yer shipmate, givin' ye a thankee fer th' longitude and latitude in the Infermation Sea!