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So... Joining everyone I have ever spoken to or heard of, I have now my very own smudge on the pockmarked face of the internet: a livejournal account.
I feel so proud and overjoyed, like I just gave birth to a baby elephant. Especially considering my foolhardy promise to myself, sworn in blood procured with a rusty can: "Never will I have a livejournal account".
I have never taken promises to myself too seriously, because what the hell am I going to do about it, but: this is probably the first and last post that you'll see on here. You're reasonably sad, yes?
Here are several reasons why:
1. I created it mostly so I can comment on people's ljs without being a suspicious, creepy, anonymous person.
2. I created it mostly so I can look at pictures forbidden to non-lj people, whether it be of myself or of other turn-ons.
3. I hate posting personal stuff and I'm not particularly good at being witty online.
That's about it.
Cheers.
I feel so proud and overjoyed, like I just gave birth to a baby elephant. Especially considering my foolhardy promise to myself, sworn in blood procured with a rusty can: "Never will I have a livejournal account".
I have never taken promises to myself too seriously, because what the hell am I going to do about it, but: this is probably the first and last post that you'll see on here. You're reasonably sad, yes?
Here are several reasons why:
1. I created it mostly so I can comment on people's ljs without being a suspicious, creepy, anonymous person.
2. I created it mostly so I can look at pictures forbidden to non-lj people, whether it be of myself or of other turn-ons.
3. I hate posting personal stuff and I'm not particularly good at being witty online.
That's about it.
Cheers.