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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I bought porn for chasinggypsies (10 points). In January I caught a purse-snatcher who stole Triggur's purse (30 points). Last Wednesday I donated bone marrow to Triggur in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In August I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Tuesday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points).
Overall, I've been nice (369 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!
Sincerely,
14themasses