okay, so here we are. umm, i dont have anything to do, so im gonna make a survey thing, cuz ive seen my friends make them, but mine will be waaaay better, and shorter for ur convenience
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1.If there was a ferret on my shoulder and he was about to kill me, would u tell me? Yeahhh. I wouldn't want you to get killed by a ferret! 2.If i was sitting in a dark corner crying and depressed, would u kick me in the nuts and say "fag, get over it" or would u try to help? I would try to help. 3.If i was high would u act high just to have fun with me? No. But then I would get high so I didn't have to pretend. 4.If i was a geenie would u ask for 3 wishes, or just fuck me? lol...wow, i dont know where that came from... Well if I could I would fuck you AND use the 3 wishes but if I can't do both then I'd choose the 3 wishes and make one of them to fuck you =) 5.If i ruled the world would u be a kiss ass and get money and power, or would you try to kill me and become ruler of the world? I would try and get money and power so I could overthrow you as ruler and become the ruler myself. Then I would turn you and all the other hott guys in the world into my sex slaves. muahaha 6.hmmm...ran out of creative ideas...what do i like better, boxers or briefs? Boxers? 7.If i was gay would u ever let me do u in the butt (if ur a guy of course)(but for the girl)would u ever DO me in the butt? How the hell would I be able to do you in the butt? With my ginormous penis? Yeah...I don't think so. 8.lol wow...these are messed up...wat kind of vegeteable do u think i am? asparagus. I don't know why. 9.if u could pick any color for me to be, wat would it be? (thats kinda like the vegetable one, except with colors..) Red because I like red and yeah...I dunno. 10.okay, last one...if we were both working on wallstreet and i put all my shares into one company (ex:starbucks, ikea, etc.) and my stocks fell and i lost all my shares for my company, but your stock raised a shitload and you got lots of money, would you transfer your shares into my company or would u say "screw you asshole! you shoulda put ur fuckin shares in the right fucking company!"? I would laugh in your face.
Yeahhh. I wouldn't want you to get killed by a ferret!
2.If i was sitting in a dark corner crying and depressed, would u kick me in the nuts and say "fag, get over it" or would u try to help?
I would try to help.
3.If i was high would u act high just to have fun with me?
No. But then I would get high so I didn't have to pretend.
4.If i was a geenie would u ask for 3 wishes, or just fuck me? lol...wow, i dont know where that came from...
Well if I could I would fuck you AND use the 3 wishes but if I can't do both then I'd choose the 3 wishes and make one of them to fuck you =)
5.If i ruled the world would u be a kiss ass and get money and power, or would you try to kill me and become ruler of the world?
I would try and get money and power so I could overthrow you as ruler and become the ruler myself. Then I would turn you and all the other hott guys in the world into my sex slaves. muahaha
6.hmmm...ran out of creative ideas...what do i like better, boxers or briefs?
Boxers?
7.If i was gay would u ever let me do u in the butt (if ur a guy of course)(but for the girl)would u ever DO me in the butt?
How the hell would I be able to do you in the butt? With my ginormous penis? Yeah...I don't think so.
8.lol wow...these are messed up...wat kind of vegeteable do u think i am?
asparagus. I don't know why.
9.if u could pick any color for me to be, wat would it be? (thats kinda like the vegetable one, except with colors..)
Red because I like red and yeah...I dunno.
10.okay, last one...if we were both working on wallstreet and i put all my shares into one company (ex:starbucks, ikea, etc.) and my stocks fell and i lost all my shares for my company, but your stock raised a shitload and you got lots of money, would you transfer your shares into my company or would u say "screw you asshole! you shoulda put ur fuckin shares in the right fucking company!"?
I would laugh in your face.
That was...interesting. haha.
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