Mar 21, 2005 20:25
Yet again I took a three hour nap. It was at my grandmother's house. It turns out that right after I fell asleep my grandfather fell asleep too, only at the dining room table. When my grandmother told him to go nap in a bed, he started saying the funniest things. He woke me up saying these funny things. He was half asleep and couldn't remember saying these things afterwards and he started muttering things like, "I can't believe I married a woman like this! I wish I wouldn't see her face in a hundred years!" The entire time, my grandmother who was doing dishes in the kitchen yelled, "Who are you talking to? I can't hear you!" It was pretty funny. But then I fell asleep and had a dream.
The dream consisted of me sitting in the middle of a large lecture class. The class was intro to film and the teacher was Ray Charles! He really knew what he was talking about but I doubted his blindness since everytime someone had a question he would look right at them. He also wore a baseball hat and I thought to myself, "baseball hat and he knows where everyone sits, is this really Ray Charles?" But it was, I knew it. And his experience with film was really astounding.
When I woke up my grandfather asked me where I got my crooked nose and then proceeded to tell me that I was soon to be overweight. We got out the scales and he weighed 15 pounds more than me. "165?" he yelled. "You must mean 155!"