Sex Ed

Apr 15, 2007 01:10

 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when
>>women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which
>>makes hair shine and skin smooth.
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>>   2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering
>>dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat
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>>   produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
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>>   3. Lovemaking
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>>   can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic
>>dinner.
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>>   4. Sex is one of the safest sports
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>>   you can take up. It stretches
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>>   and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more
>>enjoyable than swimming
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>>   20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
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>>   5. Sex
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>>   is an instant cure for mild depression.
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>>   It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense
>>of euphoria
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>>   and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
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>>   6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered.
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>>   The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of
>>chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the
>>opposite sex crazy!
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>>   7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES
>>MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
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>>   8. Kissing
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>>   each day will keep the dentist away.
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>>   Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers
>>the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque
>>build-up.
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>>   9. Sex
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>>   actually relieves headaches.
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>>   A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts
>>blood vessels in the brain.
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>>   10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose.
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>>   Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and
>>hay fever.
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>>   This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex. The
>>original is in a room in the bas ement of the Dwight House Pub. It
>>has been sent around the world nine times. Now sex has been sent to
>>you. The "Hot Sex Fairy"
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>>   will visit you within four days of receiving this message,
>>provided you, in turn, send it on.
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>>   If you don't, then you will never receive good sex again for the
>>rest of your life. You will eventually become celibate, and your
>>genitals will rot and fall off. This is no joke! Send copies to
>>people you think need sex (who doesn't?). Don't send money, as the
>>fate of your genitals has no price.
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