✞4th Wall Day ☦ Part Duae✞

[13th_crusader]

...Oh no.

OH NO!

NO NO NO NO NO I REFUSE THIS! ASSOLUTEAMENTE RIFIUTARE!

ANDERSON!! BLOCK THE DOOR NOW WITH WHATEVER YOU CAN FIND!

AND ESPECIALLY DO NOT LET IN ANY FLEA-BITTEN CATS!!

Comments

[vellesteposse]

And you're supposed to be some sort of ordained holy man?

[13th_crusader]

I'll not be judged by some rotting heathen.

God's Word and His Sanctum shall not be trifled and trampled upon!

[vellesteposse]

God's Word, huh?

In the end, it's the "rotting heathen" that'll save you.

[13th_crusader]

[Have a laugh.]

I realize you've likely been brain-washed by the false teachings of heretics, yet that's no excuse to go spouting nonsense.

[vellesteposse]

Or maybe it's worse than that? Maybe I'm the heretic? [Have a nonsensical grin.]

[13th_crusader]

Yes.

Yes we've established that already, no need to be redundant, signore.

[vellesteposse]

But at least I'm not dumb enough to believe that paradise exists, and that there's a God out there who'll save your ass from every screw up you do.

At least it's not my life that's wasted.

[13th_crusader]

Gracious, the typical and dreaded straw man fallacy!

So God has forsaken your world, does not mean he's forsook my own.

I've seen paradise, it's glorious, and shall be seen again.

Yet what do I need to testify to a militant blasphemer for? I'm not an evangelist, I'm an Archbishop, I could not care less what you believe, refuse to believe, where and how you do it.

I'm not here to save you from the pits of Hell, that's not my job.

And yet you little rats constantly insist upon pushing your fallible little useless opinions on a flock that's perfectly content the way they live.

I'm safe to say I've not wasted my lifetime, that's purely an idiographic matter.

[vellesteposse]

I don't think he left us to die. I think he just doesn't exist. There's something out there that's better and bigger than your God, Archbishop.

I've seen paradise too, and it's nothing anyone should be too happy about. It's completely boring. Nothing changes for the better. The people who are content with the way paradise is end up being the ones who bring it to ruin, who bring it back to life.

[13th_crusader]

Correct. You don't think. Yet I'm neither here to convince you out of your bigoted little ways.

As for your strange delusion of what paradise is, it seems perfectly suited for one like you.