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13th_crusader

✞9 Days since my Last Confession✞

Oct 31, 2009 01:24

[✝]( 1st John 3:1-3 )

saving face, enjoy your spot in hell, tl;dw, !catholic broadcasting network, because i'm obligated, all heathens eve, liturgical duty, feigning purity, you all will burn, maybe you'll learn something, no sympathy for heathens

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13sugars October 31 2009, 17:15:45 UTC

[Abel is just depressed you torched your candy]

You know, you could have given that candy bucket to me...

13th_crusader October 31 2009, 22:26:16 UTC

And spread the concentrated sin around, Father? I wouldn't dream of such a dastardly thing.

13sugars October 31 2009, 23:50:53 UTC

But... b-but it.... it's candy. [NO BAD CAN COME FROM CANDY] And plastic. I mean, I could understand objecting to the mask...

[And yes he is ignoring the way you say 'Father'. He refuses to let it irk him]

13th_crusader October 31 2009, 23:54:50 UTC

Sugar like this is the gateway drug... To Hell.

13sugars October 31 2009, 23:58:20 UTC

You know, I do think that's a little bit of overreacting. Just because it comes in a black plastic cauldron doesn't make it evil.

That's like saying everyone that rides a red bicycle is a crook.

13th_crusader November 1 2009, 00:00:07 UTC

Follow pagan tradition if you must, Father. I'm keeping it out of His house today.

And everyday!

13sugars November 1 2009, 00:02:34 UTC

It... It's not really pagan if it was more or less reinvented by capitalism, is it? I mean, if you were to really keep to the pagan roots there would be no candy and less fairy princesses outside.

But... you know, we were given free will, and you are the archbishop. So I hope you enjoy this evening. Give me a call tomorrow morning if they TP'ed the church and I'll help clean.

13th_crusader November 1 2009, 00:10:02 UTC

The roots are what I care about. The Devil comes as an Angel of Light, they'll dress up any old pagan theme to make it seem acceptable by society.

I think I can live in a world without Gaelic tales and hyperactivity.

Ah yes freewill what a cop-out that is, which is why I'm not bothering to go Televangelist on the patrons of this fine city. If they wish to partake in the festivities, that is on their conscience.

More room in Heaven for me anyway!

But thank you for the offer, I'm putting Father Anderson on patrol so hopefully there will be no desecration of His house.

13sugars November 1 2009, 00:12:34 UTC

Well that is your choice, sir. I'm happy if you're happy with it.

Ah....

You.... You do know that most of the people who will be... tossing toilet paper will be... children, right? [And this is ANDERSON we are talking about. ANDERSON.]

13th_crusader November 1 2009, 00:14:52 UTC

[Happy? Never. Tolerating the world till he can crush it under his fist? Hell yes.]

Is Father Anderson prone to harming children? I think not.

13sugars November 1 2009, 00:16:58 UTC

No that's not what I meant. I mean are you sure he'll... Well, never mind. Maybe just him standing there will be enough. [He's certainly big enough]

Happy All-Saints, sir.

13th_crusader November 1 2009, 00:18:32 UTC

That's the idea.

Blessed be, Father Nightroad.

[And remember Abel! Sugar is Satan's snare! You don't see a man with a van go up to little kids and offer them a rock do you? Ciao! ♥]

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