[Have B. Smiling. Okay, maybe it does look like a wicked smirk... but lips are curled upwarts, that's what counts! And he's wearing.... Uhm. Remember his work apron-thingie?
This. Is. Worse. Mainly because it's pink. And has frills. But... weell... ]
Hello my dear viewers! Let me welcome you to the fantastic world of B's shopping channel!
Today I'll show you the perfect solution, if you don't want your secrets found out... but still need to write you thoughts down! You can just eat them. With this special trick....
It's.... [And here he shows you a package of alphabet noodle soup] "Letter Secret!"
Which is also secret, because of the secret recipe that really makes every single noodle special!
And the best is? It includes numbers, too!
[And here you can see the buying information on the desk. Written with noodles. 13 monies for a package.]