So I closed tonight at Publix. And just like every night I close at Publix I have the honor to run the Tennant 5700 industrial-strength floor scrubber. While the others mop up behind my path. I don't know why I've been elected official runner of the machine, but I do not question it. It is much better than mopping.
Here I am running the machine.
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It's big. And harder to drive than you probably think. It's harder to drive than a car given the amount of space I have to drive it in.
This is an 18 pack of Miller Lite.
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Imagine a display of these about 5 feet tall 3 stacks wide. Now imagine me plowing into them mid-drift around the end of aisle 6! POOWWWW! Knocked down half the shits. But I only managed to break bottles inside one of them. EPIC NONE THE LESS!