(arashi/suju) misc. crossover drabbles;
misc less than 500 wd. ficlets written for the ❝2008 idol crossover (smut) anonymeme❞:
original prompt;
who you want: matsumoto jun (arashi)/kim heechul (super junior)
how you want it: something, anything to do with kids and their awkwardness around them. because we all know jun loves them little brats but they're just not drawn to him. also, heechul admits to being all weird and formal around kids. :DDDDDDDD
smut req'd? n. crack and love, baby. ♥
children
(arashi/super junior) 331 wds. g; rpf - matsujun, heechul.
'i think you scared her off with your hair'
a/n. lmao. see heechul admit to paranoia around kids (around 5 minutes in). and we all know little brats are scared of matsujun - does anyone remember that kid from mma who even ran out of the house because she didn't want to play with jun?! haha. ♥
d. i don't know jun, or heechul, or even aiba, nor am i affiliated with je or sme. none of these happened.
Their agencies agreed it would be nice to do a Korea meets Japan thing, which is how Arashi and Super Junior ended up doing some press conference thing announcing the two groups' plans to do activities together, including various guestings on each other's shows.
Afterwards, there's a party which everyone involved, and everyone important attends. There's a little Korean girl running around, and to be honest, Jun likes little kids - unless, of course, they were brats who'd mess his hair, or throw up on him, etc. etc. But cute, well-mannered little princesses were okay, and this one (who was apparently the daughter of some high-ranking Korean network executive), well she really was quite adorable.
Jun smiles at her as she passes by him, trying to make eye contact and making silly faces, wanting to make friends, but apparently producing the opposite effect as she runs away, looking terrified, and bumping into Heechul.
"Oppa!" the girl squeals, trying hide behind Heechul, even as Heechul's eyes open wide in panic, not knowing what to do.
"Annyeong hasaeyo," he says a little too formally, turning around to face the girl.
Aiba, who was watching everything from the sides, can't help himself, and bursts out laughing.
"Matsujun," he says between giggles, "you should know better by now, that those silly faces of yours only scares children. Also, Heechul-kun, I don't think you need to be so formal around them either. Ne, princess?" The little girl looks up brightly at the smiling Aiba and takes his hand, which he was offering.
"Come on, let's go get something to eat," Aiba says leading her away from the two others.
Which left Jun and Heechul eyeing each other uneasily.
"I think you scared her off with your hair," Heechul suddenly says.
"Look who's talking!" Jun scoffs, motioning at Heechul's platinum blonde curls, more atrocious than any other hairstyle either of them have previously donned.
"Well she didn't run away from me, did she?"
And with that, Jun has to admit that he's lost this round to the Korean.
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original prompt;
who you want: sakurai sho (arashi) & kim kibum (super junior)
how you want it: they like to think they're the sane ones in their respective bands
smut req'd? yes plz
the sane ones
(arashi/super junior) 247 wds. r; rpf - sho/kibum.
but crazy is crazy, and both groups are full of insane people
a/n. the prompter wanted some pr0n, but sry2say, i cannot write pr0n to save my life. but i couldn't resist a suju/arashi prompt, so this happened D:
d. i don't know sho, or kibum, nor am i affiliated with je or sme. none of these happened.
They both like to think they're the only sane ones in their respective bands full of retards. Sho's has only five members, and Kibum's has an astounding thirteen, but number doesn't really matter - crazy is crazy, and both groups are full of insane people.
Sometimes, Sho also likes to think that he's the only straight one among Arashi, a thought that's very easy to believe since his band mates are constantly fucking each other like bunnies, and he's actually able to hold out.
"I used to think that way, too," Kibum tells him one night while out drinking, "I mean Kangin and Eeteuk are always having a go at it, and Heechul would fuck anyone who has at least a third of his good looks - and his favorite is Shiwon, you know?"
"Yeah?"
"Yeah," Kibum says, "And anyway, if you have thirteen young males in a boy band, hormones are raging, and one day you just end up giving in to urges."
Sho almost spills his drink all over the bar, but he swallows instead as Kibum smiles that famous, killer smile of his, and he thinks: `Okay, maybe I'm not that straight after all.`
Later, in the darkness of whomever's hotel room (Sho can't remember anymore if they went to Kibum's or his, and it isn't really important anyway), as Kibum kisses him all over his body, and oh, right there, yes please, please more, Sho confirms to himself: `Yeah, okay, so maybe I can be not straight this way.`
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BONUS; lol, the junhae one was actually my prompt (is anyone even surprised?), and as i thought no one was going to write it, i started it. beililee did though, right here!! i'm grateful, but before she posted that, i thought no one else was gonna do it, so i started one of my own. never finished, but here are the 101 wds i wrote anyway.
Donghae, even though he says otherwise, is all about the skinship. He'd drape his arms casually around Hyukjae's shoulders, or wrap his arms around Shiwon, or sometimes he'd simple hold hands with whichever band member was nearest to him.
On the other hand, Matsujun hates touching and being touched, and while he isn't totally averse to doing bits of fan service with Ohno, he really did try to avoid skinship as much as possible. It wasn't that he didn't like the people around him, it was just that he had personal space issues, and there wasn't any point in explaining himself, really.