(gokusen) the tale of sawada's affair(s); shin/yankumi
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the tale of sawada's affair(s)
(gokusen) 499 wds. g; manga (v7c09) - ensemble (implied shin/yankumi)
“don't you guys know? sawada's having an affair with that slow-looking homeroom teacher of his!”
s. because gossiping is all about not getting facts straight.
a/n. prompt #03 - gossip gone awry; warnings for gossipy boys. also, this is probably my personal favorite self-written gokusen piece, hee.
d. © morimoto kozueko, you comics, nippon tv
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“Did you hear? Kinoshita says his girlfriend set Sawada up with some cutie!”
“I hear it was that girl you were interested in during the cultural festival.”
“Man, why are the pretty ones always only interested in that guy?”
“Yeah. Its not as if Sawada would even - ”
“Oh, but apparently, Sawada did agree to go out with the girl!”
“For real?!”
“But Sawada - I thought he had no interest in girls?”
“Hah! You're saying Sawada is gay?”
“Nah. I'm saying Sawada just doesn't care about girls.”
“Maybe he's begun to see the light?”
“I saw the girl, she's pretty cute. Maybe Sawada actually likes her or something.”
“Hn.”
“What? You've been quiet, what are you thinking?”
“He can't like her.”
“Why?”
“Don't you guys know? Sawada's having an affair with that slow-looking homeroom teacher of his!”
“EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHH?!?!?!?!”
“Are you sure?!”
“How do you know?!”
“Hm. Now that you mention it, Sawada is always hanging around her.”
“But that doesn't mean anything. The whole of Sawada's gang is always around her.”
“Do you think I'd say they're having an affair without basis?! I've caught them together, more than once, just the two of them, on the rooftop. They looked awfully cozy together.”
“Eh? You actually caught them doing the nasty?!”
“Course not. As if I'd butt in on whatever they're doing. Course I'd never. I leave when they're already there. But. Rooftop. Alone. What else do you think they'd be up to?!”
“Eh. If Sawada is having an affair with - what do they call her again in 3-D?”
“Yankumi?”
“Yes, that. If Sawada is having an affair with her, then why the hell would he go out with another girl?”
“Maybe they had a fight or something? And he's trying to make her jealous?”
“Idiots! Diversion. D'OH. They can't exactly have everyone finding out about their forbidden relationship, right?”
. - .
“Wait until you guys hear this!”
“What?”
“Sawada is not having an affair with his homeroom teacher! He can't be! He's having an affair with a Yakuza onna!”
“EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHH?!?!?!?!”
“Well, that's his theory. I personally think Sawada is an Yakuza heir.”
“EH?!”
“Where did you guys get all these out-of-the-world ideas?”
“Explain!”
“Maaa~ You see, we caught Sawada on a that date he had with that cute girl. Course we got interested.”
“Right. But we also saw a bunch of Yakuza members lingering around this one building. Then this Yakuza onna came out of a car, and then Sawada talked with her. They seemed pretty familiar actually.”
“And then all the other guys bowed their heads at him and called him some name. Young master something.”
“You sure?”
“Saw it with our own eyes!”
“Maybe you're both correct.”
“What? Sawada's girlfriend is someone in the Yakuza and he's a Yakuza heir at the same time?!”
“Sure. You don't come across women from the Yakuza that often you know.”
“Ah. Come to think of it...”
“Hn. So. Sawada and the Yakuza, eh?”
“...”
“Sawada's fucking awesome.”
/ fin.
# originally published: 2006.02.08